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Handiclapped

when you clap that ass so hard they’re now in a wheelchair
After a late night night with Dr. Phil, I am now handiclapped.
Handiclapped by High_andGay December 7, 2019
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golden handcuffs 

When you are tethered to a despicable job because of the big money you are paid to do it.
There is no easy removal of the golden handcuffs; you begin to tolerate them almost as if they were not there.
golden handcuffs by Dr Bunnygirl December 21, 2018

hadacall 

The word Hadacall is a comic generic term meaning too lazy to come up with a better name. When asked what the song "Hadacall Blues" was named for, Jerry Lee Lewis sang "we hadacall it something!"
People "ask what the Hadacall Blues are named for; l just say, well we hadacall the song something!"
hadacall by I, Wreckerrr October 14, 2016

handicapist 

To exclude from all the reindeer games because Rudolph is in a fuckin wheelchair.
"I didn't get hired! "
"Why??" "Cuz of my wheelchair" "maaan they're handicapist"
handicapist by Yourmommma December 11, 2013

Verbal Handcuffs

When someone won't stop talking (usually about a subject you have no interest in). The talker has verbally forced you to stand there there and listen, even though you have given many clues that you have checked out. Examples: vacant stares, looking at your watch, checking your phone, answering in short one word phrases.
Girl 1 :So then I realized my cat really likes Meow Mix more than Frisky's but only if I mix it with Fancy Feast.

Girl 2: (Stares blankly)

Girl 1: Unless of course it's Chicken Livers from 9 Lives, Snowball loves that. It's her favorite.

Girl 2: Uh-huh.

Girl 1: Of course on her birthday I give her the good stuff, real tuna!

Girl 2: (Thinks fuck me, verbal handcuffs)
Verbal Handcuffs by pseudonymho February 3, 2010
(FANTASY SPORTS) - a player one selects for his/her fantasy team roster as a contingency for when one of the star players is injured/suspended/etc. often tends to be a backup or other teammate on the star player's 'Real Life' team roster, whose stats one would expect naturally to go up as a direct consequence of the star player's absence.
"This is fun? It's fun to watch your first-round pick standing sullenly on the sidelines every week as his backup whom you forgot to pick as a handcuff is putting up points? That's fun? REALLY?" (Bill Simmons, ESPN.com - 10/02/2009)
handcuff by billsimmons October 2, 2009