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(FANTASY SPORTS) - a player one selects for his/her fantasy team roster as a contingency for when one of the star players is injured/suspended/etc. often tends to be a backup or other teammate on the star player's 'Real Life' team roster, whose stats one would expect naturally to go up as a direct consequence of the star player's absence.
"This is fun? It's fun to watch your first-round pick standing sullenly on the sidelines every week as his backup whom you forgot to pick as a handcuff is putting up points? That's fun? REALLY?" (Bill Simmons, ESPN.com - 10/02/2009)
handcuff by billsimmons October 2, 2009
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When one takes strong actions to shield their object of affection from the advances of others
synonym: cockblock
"Man, he's handcuffing her because he knows if I get to her I'll take her from him."
handcuff by Brother Raymond October 11, 2003
Lettin it be known dhat ya nighas cnt fuck a certain bitch cause you fuckin her. No sharin!!
Nah son, dhat nigha handcuff dhat bitch ryt there. Find anotha bitch back to beat out.
Handcuff by DhatBitch90210 April 20, 2010
A handcuff is a type of sex toy were you handcuff the girl to the bed and fuck her brains out then inviting your grandparents to join in.
Inviting grandparents to join in on being handcuffed
Handcuff by Yeeeerrrereeeet February 14, 2020

Handcuff Free 

The definition of Handcuff Free means freedom. Freedom from certain things that shackle us as we journey through out life....
Drugs, Alcohol, Crime, Negative thinking, Stress, Poverty, Jail, Depression, Poor relationships, Debts, etc...
Handcuff Free: recognizes the daily struggles that we all face to obtain freedom in many different areas of life. Rather it be jail, stress, poverty, depression, drugs, finances, bad relationships, etc. We all desire to break free from something or someone at times.

I saw a guy wearing a Handcuff Free t-shirt today. I asked him did he just got out of jail. He replied no! he just got a divorce from his ex-wife.
Handcuff Free by MR. HANDCUFF FREE November 17, 2009

handcuff wedgie 

When you're given a wedgie and you hands are shoved through the back of your leg holes and taped together behind victim's back. Nearly impossible to escape, thus called handcuff wedgie.
Cameron tackled me and before I couldn't escape and he gave my and handcuff wedgie.
handcuff wedgie by wedgieluver November 26, 2009

Handcuff Hunnie 

A female that likes to be handcuffed by a law enforcement officer. Preferably to a head post.
I went out with this girl on tinder last night. When she found out I was a cop, she told me she wanted me to cuff her to the bed. She was a total Handcuff Hunnie.
Handcuff Hunnie by Joeycamp03 February 9, 2022
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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