hand-warmers 

Sometimes used to describe the female chest.

Yo girl! Nice hand-warmers you got there!

hand-warmers by viruswithshoes April 18, 2018

buffalo hand warmer

Fingering or giving a hand job to someone by putting your hand down the back of their pants while they are sitting, far enough to where the hand extends to or beyond the crotch on the other side.

While sitting in the stands at the Bills game, I gave my girl a Buffalo Hand Warmer, because we're classy like that.

buffalo hand warmer by sgrams04 December 2, 2014

Moscow Hand Warmer 

When one takes both hands and fists two different girls in the asshole.

Moscow Hand Warmers can keep your hands warm even during the most harsh Moscow winters.

Moscow Hand Warmer by Chris the Arm Piss May 20, 2009

country hand warmer 

masturbation, sturbing, jerkin it, whackin it, strokin it, pumping the super soaker, chokin the chicken, spankin the monkey

Guy 1: Damn my hands are freezing!

Guy2: Dude, just go with a country hand warmer. It works everytime

country hand warmer by ChokeyChicken March 29, 2010

poor man’s hand warmer 

A full bag of fresh dog poop on a cold morning.

My two dogs provide a most adequate poor man’s hand warmer.

poor man’s hand warmer by Doggie walker May 13, 2021

Wisconsin Hand Warmer 

A little known sexual technique in which a man gets down on all fours while his partner (man or woman) proceeds to stroke his penis from behind in a downward motion similar to milking a cow while simultaneously fisting the man on all fours.

That girl was a freak. She gave me a Wisconsin Hand Warmer last night.

Wisconsin Hand Warmer by MikeandJohn February 20, 2011

Alabama Hand Warmer 

The act of ejaculating in ones hand, then open hand slapping your partner with the same hand.

Joe: Dude did you hear Alabama scored 65 points last night.

Me: No I didnt, but i scored an alabama hand warmer.

Alabama Hand Warmer by Peanut Rouge Vandall III November 28, 2009