hand-warmers
hand-warmers by viruswithshoes April 18, 2018
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buffalo hand warmer
Fingering or giving a hand job to someone by putting your hand down the back of their pants while they are sitting, far enough to where the hand extends to or beyond the crotch on the other side.
While sitting in the stands at the Bills game, I gave my girl a Buffalo Hand Warmer, because we're classy like that.
buffalo hand warmer by sgrams04 December 2, 2014
Moscow Hand Warmer
Moscow Hand Warmer by Chris the Arm Piss May 20, 2009
country hand warmer
masturbation, sturbing, jerkin it, whackin it, strokin it, pumping the super soaker, chokin the chicken, spankin the monkey
Guy 1: Damn my hands are freezing!
Guy2: Dude, just go with a country hand warmer. It works everytime
Guy2: Dude, just go with a country hand warmer. It works everytime
country hand warmer by ChokeyChicken March 29, 2010
poor man’s hand warmer
poor man’s hand warmer by Doggie walker May 13, 2021
Wisconsin Hand Warmer
A little known sexual technique in which a man gets down on all fours while his partner (man or woman) proceeds to stroke his penis from behind in a downward motion similar to milking a cow while simultaneously fisting the man on all fours.
Wisconsin Hand Warmer by MikeandJohn February 20, 2011
Alabama Hand Warmer
Joe: Dude did you hear Alabama scored 65 points last night.
Me: No I didnt, but i scored an alabama hand warmer.
Me: No I didnt, but i scored an alabama hand warmer.
Alabama Hand Warmer by Peanut Rouge Vandall III November 28, 2009
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