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Hand Pussy 

Hand pussy is a male that cannot get the real thing so stimulates himself using his two hands, putting them into a fasion of a pussy. Then fucks it vigorously.
Hand Pussy: "The only pussy that cant say no"

John fucks his hands.
Hand Pussy by KILLKEV February 17, 2005
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Hand Pussy 

What lonely boys use in order to get off when they’re craving real pussy.
Drake S: Hey Isaac, heard you’ve been getting lots of pussy lately?
Isaac B: yeah, about to run out of lotion from all this hand pussy.
Hand Pussy by Donnie Drakko August 4, 2022

hand-pussy game 

a game where you think of terms with "hand" in them such as "hand-eye coordination" that are hilarious when "hand" and "pussy" are synonymous, created when I decided that the words "hand" and "pussy" should be interchangeable
hand eye coordination, hand warmers, hand grenade, lend me a hand, with one hand behind my back, handshake/shake hands
hand-pussy game by euphemism April 9, 2005

Second Hand Pussy 

When you're the second, or later person to have either protected, or unprotected intercourse with a lady in the last 12 hours or so.

Different from sloppy seconds because it implies the last guy(s) used a condom or did not cum inside.
Last night Robbie hooked up with a party slut. He had no idea he was getting second hand pussy though, and just assumed that was her usual tightness.
Second Hand Pussy by SGboss May 15, 2023

Hand grenade pussy 

Hand grenade pussy is pussy that looks and/or feels like someone let a hand grenade off in that bitch.
"Was that one girl's pussy good?"

"Hell no, man that bitch had some hand grenade pussy!"

Pussy Hand

The hand used to touch, rub, finger, pet etc. The female pussy.
Pussy Hand by C BJ S April 30, 2008

Pussy Hand Grenade 

The act of having your period mid sex which causes the male to Bust as hard as he can.
I just did the Pussy Hand Grenade in Jake.

I wanna do it again
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