hampden is the royal farms headquarters of the world.

hampden's bike lanes double as jazzy speedways.

hampden can satisfy all your non-contractual cellphone needs. no questions asked.

hampden has a disturbing amount of peewee herman memorabilia and an unhealthy relationship with flamingos.

hampden is a good place for getting burned for ready rock at 4 am after coming down off of shrooms.

hampden's mcdonalds gives you really salty fries. just sayin.

hampden: home of dimitri's. where one can purchase a beverage for three dollars (including tip) at 6:01 am.

hampden: home of the largest slice of pizza ...and diarrhea.

some home grown celebrities: hey helen (r.i.p.), that dude with the tattoos on his face, the other dude with the swastika on his chest (who hangs with black dudes), the king brothers, big bubba (fire hero), and magoo - to name a few.
yous two stay here. mama's going to the rite aids. (in hampden)
by girlnarly May 31, 2011
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Hampden is a small town in Massachusetts of approximately 5,000 people. It is possibly one of the most remote towns in the world. It neighbors Wilbraham, and survives off it. It doesn't even have its own high school, the Hampden and Wilbraham kids both go to Minnechaug Regional High School. Hampden children are verbally abused every day at school, as the rich, spoiled Wilbraham kids laugh at them for their rural farm town.
Hampden? Isn't that that ghost town only cows live in?
by JeraldoCornStalk February 8, 2009
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Pronounced ham - den

1. (n.) a neighborhood of northern Baltimore City, Maryland, home to one of the last remaining enclaves of American of severely in-bred, caucasian urban working poor (a.k.a. "white trash"), birthplace of "Hon" culture, inspiration for many a John Waters piece, and site of one of the most daring social experiments of modern, urban America.

Hampden's main thoroughfare, 36th Street, "The Avenue" allows the intrepid observer a glimpse of a truly unique American cultural nexus where one might spy a smelly starving artist, cracked out homeless person, upper class white hipster, and college student all within mere inches of one another.

2. (adj.) anything invoking, reminiscent of, or celebrating Hampden, its culture, or its denizens.

NOTE: not to be confused with Dundaulk.
Did you see that funny lookin' white kid in the purple camouflage pants back there? He was soooo Hampden.
by RightyRoo February 5, 2011
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The infamous crowd noise said to come from Hampden Park, Scotland's national football stadium, while a match is being played.

Also used in rhyming slang, as in "What's the Hampden roar?" for "What's the score?" when referring to the score of a football match.
"Can ye hear the Hampden roar?"

"What's the Hampden roar, my good man?"
by The Hampden Road June 4, 2009
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Scotland's National Football Stadium and home to Third Division amateur team Queens ParkWho have played at Hampden since 1883.The current Hampden is actually the Third Ground to proudly bear the name.
Founded in 1903 this famous ground has bore witness to many fine victories and defeats!Underwent Major Redevelopment in the 90's and is now one of UEFA's 5 star rated Stadiums.Not bad considering in the 70's it had become so rundown that it was referred to as 'The largest toilet in Scotland'
Hampden Park was the First Football Stadium in the world and Largest untill 1950.
Record Attendances:
1937 - 149,547 : Scotland v England - highest in Europe
1937 - 146,433 : Celtic v Aberdeen - highest for a club match in Europe
1970 - 136,505 : Celtic v Leeds United (European Cup Semi-Final) - highest for a UEFA competition match
1960 - 135,000 : Real Madrid v Eintracht Frankfurt - Highest For a European Cup Final
by Hamish Bond June 15, 2006
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An all male college in southern virginia founded before the revolutionary war. A hampden-sydney man is white, rich, well bred, conservative, and drinks more beer than water. It is also fair to say that most Hampden-Sydney men get more play than any other group of guys in America. Sydney owns.
girl: I hear hes from hampden-sydney
second girl: Whoa, he must have an enormous apparatus.
girl: Oh dear yes! And a comparable bank roll!
second girl: did he just kill a keg?
by hasz June 7, 2004
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"One of the more underplayed sociological demographics in this country is the wealthy, genteel Southerner from H-SC. Too often, we deride the South for its gun racks, or its lack of dental hygiene. But the rich boys of Hampden-Sydney? That's a thing. They crawl all over the hill for Greek Week . It's the hottest spot in the South during April. Genetically-superior babes in tight tops and short skirts roam the grass, usually on the arm of a trust-funder in his early 20s. You know these guys: Ralph Lauren polos; University of Georgia baseball caps, well-worn; and a bloodline that includes a great-grandfather who invented the paper clip, which provides for the summer mansion on Sea Island" Fortune Magazine
The article speaks for itself, HSC guy are number one when it comes to money, ladies, and class.
by Robert October 21, 2004
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