hamptons

The state of high-ness where you are too high to function.
AKA the place you go when you are in this state.

"Dude, did you smoke last night?"
"Yeah, seven bowls deep I was definitely in the Hamptons."

"Wanna get high?"
"Yeah dude, let's go to the Hamptons!"

by thaitang December 8, 2009

hamptons 5

The lamer nickname referring to Golden State Warriors small-ball lineup of Stephen Curry at PG, Klay Thompson at SG, Andre Iguodala at SF, Kevin Durant at PF (formerly Harrison Barnes), and Draymond at C.

Considered one of the best lineups in the NBA.

1: Yo, did you see the Hamptons 5 last night against the Rockets?
2: Yeah, they dominated the third quarter!

by papa tuna June 5, 2018

Hamptons NY

The reason why NYC is a ghost town during the summer months

NYC is empty because everyone is in The Hamptons NY

by asevsis April 18, 2022

Visiting the Hamptons

Performing analingus in the middle of a blowjob. A well deserved rest for the dick-sucker while still giving your partner pleasure. Talented individuals will accompany a visit to the the Hamptons with a handjob. This is also known as a Rusty Trombone.

Person 1: mmmprgh mppph slurp mpphhh

Person 2: Good job, champ! While don't you take a breather and get to visiting the Hamptons?!

by Mr McFeely July 13, 2011

The Hamptons

A group of towns on the eastern tip of Long Island. These towns are- South Hampton, Watermill, Sagaponack, East Hampton, Bridge Hampton. Amagansett, Springs, Sag Harbor, Montauk, West Hampton, Wainscott, and Hampton Bays are hamlets in the hamptons, and to some are considered part of the hamptons. Its boring in the winter, but in the summer it gets over run by cidiots. Its a beautiful place to live, and not everyone is rich. Most people living in the hamptons are middle class.

Tina: Im vacationing in The Hamptons this summer!!
Lana: Lucky its so nice out there!!!

Example 2.
Fred: Where do you live?
Tim: In East Hampton
Fred: Dude you must be LOADED!!!
Tim: Not really...

by MEXNYBC May 4, 2010

The Hamptons

An awesome place to live and grow up as a local. We are not all rich.... most of us locals are middle class people just like everyone else.

We don't appreciate celebrities and cidiots ruining our summers by jamming up Sunrise with their ridiculously over-priced pieces of plastic they call cars. We also don't like serving pieces of shit from Manhattan that think they're better than us because they are in OUR hometown for the summer.

Person #1: "You're from the Hamptons??? You must be RICH!!!"

Local: "Actually I work my ass off to afford the things I have just like everyone else."


Don't take Sunrise during the following: Memorial Day/ Independence Day / The Hampton Classic / Any movie primeres

by Local Lady October 2, 2004

The Hamptons

The Hamptons is a place where rich people go on vacation and spend most of their summers. It is made up of a few different places but only East Hampton, WaterMill, Bridge Hampton, and South Hampton really matter. The people who actually live in the Hamptons do not necessarily have that much money like the ones that vacation there. In the summer the Hamptons start to get bombarded by celebrities and vineyard-vines wearing people.

person 1: hey I’m going to the hamptons for most of the summer
person 2: damn you must have money

by richboiiiii July 1, 2018