Hampo

A mythical creature which is part Hippo and part Hamster. The Hampo is a water based creature that arises from large goldfish bowls. Initially small in size, once submerged in a tepid bath the Hampo multiplies exponentially and increases rapidly in size. Hampos are self propagating and left unchecked, will completely fill up a residence leaving little room for the occupants

What are we going to do with all these Hampos?

by Sean velour November 12, 2019

hampo

Verb. The act of leaving an online conversation without telling the person you are talking to that you are leaving.

To do a hampo

by spyrosi May 21, 2009

Hampo

Hipster;
Hipster=Hippo+Hamster, use different syllables, you get

HAAAAAAAAAAMPO

That guy is such a hampo, look at his facial hair and scarf...

He's your grandpa!

by Shlaire February 23, 2009

Hampo

Hampo means a bad boy who is very sexy and has nice muscles.

Omg he is a Hampo

by BakiHa November 23, 2021

Richard Hammond

A small cute hamster, which weirdly has 9 more lives than cat and can drive really fast cars.

Me: Hey, did you crash your car yesterday?
My Friend: Yes, I went full Richard Hammond yesterday.

by Drunk Stig June 7, 2018

Potato hammock

someone who is completely ridiculous and tries to fit in with the trends, however misses the cool factor by the fact they're just not ment to be down with the kids. Like a potato in a mans speedo, - a potato hammock, so uncool.

"OMG have you seen Tyler over there, omg he's trying to down a pint of cider"

"Oh dear he's choking"

"This is so embarrassing! He's such a potato hammock. Cringe."

by likewhatbruh July 16, 2014

Hambotver

Something underwhelming and predictable
Origin: recent F1 podiums
Also spelled: HAM - BOT - VER

I knew exactly how the race would turn out. A hambotver once again.

by ülkenb October 25, 2020