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hammonoid

a trashy person that hails from hammond, indiana
that hammonoid just stole that car
by ryam miller May 15, 2008
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Richard Hammond

A small cute hamster, which weirdly has 9 more lives than cat and can drive really fast cars.
Me: Hey, did you crash your car yesterday?
My Friend: Yes, I went full Richard Hammond yesterday.
by Drunk Stig June 7, 2018
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Richard Hammond

Richard Hammond, verb, to massively crash
I got my first car, hope I don't pull a Richard Hammond
by Nabroleon April 14, 2017
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richard hammond

The short guy on BBC Top Gear who is most famous for nearly killing himself by crashing a 300mph jet car in 2006, the latest in several "life threatening" situations he has been put in - including being struck by lightning and "drowned" in a car.

The short one with the mullet, and the guy who loves blowing up caravans. Also hosted "Brainiac - Science abuse"

Is commonly known as "Hamster"

Rediscovered his motor abilities after brain damage by playing with Lego

Also apparently has "not had his teeth done"
Richard Hammond's quotes

"I have not had my teeth done"

"I am a Driving God!"
by RayzorSharp November 5, 2007
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Albert Hammond Jr.

Albert Hammond Jr is one of the two guitarists of the Strokes, basically the best band on earth. he plays a fender stratocaster and dresses in a fine suit most of time, and when not in a suit, he is still dressed very nicely. he and the rest of the Strokes, Nikolai Fraiture, Nick Valensi, Fab Moretti, and Julian Casablancas, rule the world. Albert has a gigantic afro now and he is an amazing showman on stage. Always looks like he is high, too. He poses as it it most pictures
by Rhodesie June 29, 2006
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Hemmoroids

This commercial for topical anus jell misspelled the word "Hemorrhoids" as "Hemmoroids." Can't they get their shit together, already? Fuck retards who can't spell a medical word correctly.
by Bad C dev February 28, 2021
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HAMMOND!

Hammond!
/Hemmund/!
Word said by Jeremy Clarckson when Hamster Fucks up.
by HAMMONDYOUBLOODYIDIOT October 17, 2019
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