hamjelly 

A 700 pound naked fat woman. If you see one, it will burn out your eyes.

Look at her! Its a hamjelly!

hamjelly by dark samurai08 August 3, 2004

hapjelly 

Happy for someone and jealous at someone at the same time

me: dude! I just got a bonus at work
dude: fuck bro, I didn't! I'm so hapjelly for you.

hapjelly by gbt October 3, 2013

Ham Jelly

An edible form of wheel bearing grease that is applied to a ham during the canning process.

Ham jelly is a great substitute for marmalade and hair gel.

Ham Jelly by phaetonbootjack December 7, 2025