hapjelly

Happy for someone and jealous at someone at the same time

me: dude! I just got a bonus at work
dude: fuck bro, I didn't! I'm so hapjelly for you.

by gbt October 3, 2013

hamjelly

A 700 pound naked fat woman. If you see one, it will burn out your eyes.

Look at her! Its a hamjelly!

by dark samurai08 August 3, 2004