phaetonbootjack's definitions

Dumhegg

A french word used to describe someone who's intelligence hangs around the lower rung of the ladder and continually does stupid things.

Don't drink your bathwater you dumhegg.

by phaetonbootjack November 10, 2025

whistletoe

a plant leaf that is held over your head when someone wants to give you a blow job

Bill's wife coaxed me to stand under the whistletoe

by phaetonbootjack May 18, 2021