Definitions by phaetonbootjack

Ham Jelly

An edible form of wheel bearing grease that is applied to a ham during the canning process.

Ham jelly is a great substitute for marmalade and hair gel.

Ham Jelly by phaetonbootjack December 7, 2025

Dumhegg

A french word used to describe someone who's intelligence hangs around the lower rung of the ladder and continually does stupid things.

Don't drink your bathwater you dumhegg.

Dumhegg by phaetonbootjack November 10, 2025

whistletoe

a plant leaf that is held over your head when someone wants to give you a blow job

Bill's wife coaxed me to stand under the whistletoe

whistletoe by phaetonbootjack May 18, 2021