Hamhogged

Being called out for having a small dick.

We just totally hamhogged that kid with the little dick between us in the bathroom.

by dougdalish November 2, 2012

hamdogged

Thoroughly inebriated after excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Man, I was totally hamdogged last night!

by Cazzy March 6, 2007

hamhocked

Highest degree of drunkeness before death.

After my 14th white Russian I yacked my shit and realized I was hamhocked.

by Herbie Hamhock June 6, 2003

Hambagged

When oneself, finds oneself past the euphoric sensation of being intoxicated. One can no longer conduct oneself in a "normal" manner. Oneself often finds oneself passed out in various types human fluids. Is a variation on the term "hammered".

"Holy I was so hambagged last night, I don't remember a thing" - Carol

by ciaracw February 19, 2011