Hamhogged 

Being called out for having a small dick.

We just totally hamhogged that kid with the little dick between us in the bathroom.

Hamhogged by dougdalish November 2, 2012

hamdogged

Thoroughly inebriated after excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Man, I was totally hamdogged last night!

hamdogged by Cazzy March 6, 2007

hamhocked 

Highest degree of drunkeness before death.

After my 14th white Russian I yacked my shit and realized I was hamhocked.

hamhocked by Herbie Hamhock June 6, 2003

Hambagged 

When oneself, finds oneself past the euphoric sensation of being intoxicated. One can no longer conduct oneself in a "normal" manner. Oneself often finds oneself passed out in various types human fluids. Is a variation on the term "hammered".

"Holy I was so hambagged last night, I don't remember a thing" - Carol

Hambagged by ciaracw February 19, 2011