Hamrog

A pompous computer "expert" that has no real world experience. The following are traits of a hamrog:

They only relate to text book concepts and facts regardless of real world experience and practices.

They consider everyone else to be a moron or idiot if they do not see eye to eye on a subject or issue.

They possess traits similar to an asshole.

This person, in reality, knows very little but thinks they excel in their area of knowledge.

"Dude, don't be such a fucking hamrog!"

by svensven January 6, 2009

hamroll

a wasteman who is responsible for a blunder or error

Boy: "Eh, the ref has got to be the hamroll of the week, he was lacking today with those errors"

by GUENDOUZZZI March 4, 2019

Harrogate Pineapple

A Harrogate Pineapple is an indescribably twisted sexual practice offered as a special service in the darkened backrooms of some of the most refined and elegant-seeming tea-rooms of North Yorkshire, in the United Kingdom.

"Could I order a pot of Darjeeling, a tray of small cakes, and... er... the Harrogate Pineapple?"

"I'm sorry sir, this is not that sort of establishment. Please leave, before I have to call the Army"

by Belvin Mragg May 15, 2013

Hairography

Choreography using a lot of dance movement with the head that causes the hair to thrash about.

The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders used hairography in their half time performance.

by Michelle Adamson June 8, 2009

hamdog

The act of substituting a thin slice of deli meat for a condom.

"Fuck Trojans, I hamdog that shit."

"Sally forgot to take her birth control, so we just hamdogged all night long."

"I hamdogged Julia two weeks ago, and now I'm afraid she's carrying my meat spawn."

by Jeff Shewer January 11, 2009

Hambog

a hamburger.

at the bbq, they was grillin' hambogs.

by M_07 September 16, 2009

hamrotch

The portion of the leg which attaches to the crotch. Between you hamstring and your crotch. Hamrotch.

After riding a motorcycle all day my hamrotch was really sore.

by AuDigger26 May 9, 2018