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The one word answer used to explain why a bad situation occured. Usually discribes a comical situation of stupidity in reference to girls, punching holes in walls or anything else along those lines. Not used in a good way, maybe even an insult. When in doubt, it's always halvorsen

"what happened?!"
"halvorsen"
"makes sense"

halvorsen by yiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes October 4, 2020

Words you can keep

eric halvorsen

bassist of a rocket to the moon. stone cold fox. on a scale of awesomeness, he was rated a 13 out of 11. has dance moves you've never even seen yet. hits notes not even god can reach. is wild in bed, often to referred to as a hurricane.

"yo girl, you see that eric halvorsen? boy is a stone cold FOX"

eric halvorsen by dahurricayne March 12, 2009

eric halvorsen

Mouth-breathing bassist of A Rocket To The Moon.
Also known as "Halvo."

Me: Have you ever seen Eric Halvorsen with his mouth closed?
Her: Once, I thought the world was going to end.

eric halvorsen by charmyourwayout June 12, 2009

Ola halvorsen

some norwegian swag dude that beats you up for your monthly card

ola halvorsen (in norwegian) hei helt ærlig mann gi meg månedskortet ditt

(translation) hey honestly man give me your monthly card

Ola halvorsen by DATBOOMGUY October 14, 2020

mrs halvorsen

A English teacher that teaches in middle schools. Very nice at times but gets triggered and makes you stay after the bell. Don't get her triggered

Triggered Mrs halvorsen!

mrs halvorsen by 6969686idhshd March 18, 2017

pulling a halverson

To jack off at least 4 times a day, even when you're at your grandmothers house.

Sierra said to Regina, "Hey, looks like he's pulling a halverson again today! At least it isn't at school this time."

pulling a halverson by thefreshmenwhomakeoutinthehall April 30, 2011

Jesse O'Halloren

hot so hot just so so hot beautiful the most gorgeous man sexy sexy man so sexy mmmm sex master

"If I had to use one word to describe Jesse O'Halloren it would be hot"
"He's such a Jesse"

Jesse O'Halloren by Jesse's Bitch March 17, 2021

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026