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half-astral 

Being of two worlds and having one foot in each. Someone who is equally focused in both the physical and astral worlds.
As the woman peered out at the lake her presence took on a half-astral radiance.

His half-astral vibe heightened as he was communing with a Spirit who sought his attention.
half-astral by PaintsWithWords October 20, 2022

Half dubs dece 

Abbreviation of "halfway decent," meaning good, okay, or all right, often when there was a lower expectation. Somewhere between clutch and meh.
Joe: What'd you think of Avatar?
Suzy: It was half dubs dece, though the Pocahantas shit was a little overdone.
Joe: Fuck you I thought it was da shit.
Suzy: Totes whatevs. Wanna get some chicken selects?
Half dubs dece by tinydanzor January 14, 2010

Clap and a Half 

A term from the popular YouTube livestreaming show, GTLive. MatPat, one of the two hosts of the show, has explained that it originated from his 7th grade teacher who would give her students a clap and a half as a form of ridicule. MatPat has since adopted the gesture as a sign of appreciation towards the GTLive audience.
Hey guys it's my first stream. Could I get a clap and a half? #GTLive

Half-Sac 

A descriptive name for a male with only one testicle in the bag of skin hanging below his penis (the scrotum).
Boy: “Hey dad, why do you call Cousin Mike ‘half-sac’?”
Dad: “Because he’s only got one nut son!”
Half-Sac by JJtheJackass June 11, 2019

half sane 

Some pessimists would call Old Joe half crazy - but being an optimist, l call him half sane!
half sane by I, Wreckerrr October 28, 2020

half-creative 

Having a bunch of creative ideas but never going through with them.
I am so creative but I'd call myself half-creative.
half-creative by mykoala January 13, 2017
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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