mykoala's definitions

half-creative

Having a bunch of creative ideas but never going through with them.

I am so creative but I'd call myself half-creative.

by mykoala January 13, 2017

Balloon Sex

The act of giving someone a blowjob for an hour straight or longer.

I love the Balloon Sex my girl gives me.

by mykoala August 4, 2016

Solesexual

when you are only attracted romantically to one person of the same sex/gender excluding being attracted to a celebrity, unless you are a celebrity.

He is solesexual for his best friend.

by mykoala December 18, 2018

passed out duck

When your dick cannot function anymore due to the amount of times it's been used during sex

I was with this girl, she was great but she worked me so much that I got a passed out duck.

by mykoala January 16, 2017

Let the Zoo Out

Present Participle: Letting the zoo out
When you break up with a girl and she goes ape shit on you for breaking up with her.

I was dating this girl and now I like her best friend's friend, I had to let the zoo out.

by mykoala January 16, 2017

Choppy Floopy

1. You aren't who you say you are.
2. A tall fat person who.
3. Huge Saggy Boobs.
4. A lot of waves at one time hitting the beach.
5. A historic hurricane.

My girlfriend has Choppy Floopy.

by mykoala April 23, 2015