Definitions by mykoala

Solesexual 

when you are only attracted romantically to one person of the same sex/gender excluding being attracted to a celebrity, unless you are a celebrity.

He is solesexual for his best friend.

Solesexual by mykoala December 18, 2018

passed out duck 

When your dick cannot function anymore due to the amount of times it's been used during sex

I was with this girl, she was great but she worked me so much that I got a passed out duck.

passed out duck by mykoala January 16, 2017

Let the Zoo Out 

Present Participle: Letting the zoo out
When you break up with a girl and she goes ape shit on you for breaking up with her.

I was dating this girl and now I like her best friend's friend, I had to let the zoo out.

Let the Zoo Out by mykoala January 16, 2017

half-creative 

Having a bunch of creative ideas but never going through with them.

I am so creative but I'd call myself half-creative.

half-creative by mykoala January 13, 2017

Balloon Sex 

The act of giving someone a blowjob for an hour straight or longer.

I love the Balloon Sex my girl gives me.

Balloon Sex by mykoala August 4, 2016

Choppy Floopy 

1. You aren't who you say you are.
2. A tall fat person who.
3. Huge Saggy Boobs.
4. A lot of waves at one time hitting the beach.
5. A historic hurricane.

My girlfriend has Choppy Floopy.

Choppy Floopy by mykoala April 23, 2015