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halfballing 

the act of freeballing without getting a sweat crack
“yo dude why are his balls out but is his ass still covered”

“he is halfballing my guy, you definitely should try it”
halfballing by pisztogether October 6, 2022
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handballing 

The art of stuffing your hand and arm into your parteners anus.

similar to fistballing

Note: sitting may cause discomfort after fistballing
Using the powerfull techniques of handballing Bill gently stuffed his fist and arm into Al's secret anal space.
handballing by skin May 20, 2004

handballing 

Fisting, as practiced anally among gay men.
Handballing is a true expression of boy-love
handballing by cornholio October 16, 2003

hairballing 

When a chick trims a guys ball sack hair by biting it off between her teeth and then swallowing it. Then she goes down on him and swallows. Then she orgasms when she coughs up the hairball.
Oh man, Angela was hairballing me last night.

Half Balling 

Half Balling: Any sexual activity between a man and a woman that does not involve intercourse, such as blowjobs, handjobs, dry humping, kissing, rusty trombone etc.
Opposite of Balling which means to have intercourse.
"Man I've been half balling this girl for weeks, but she wont let me hit it."
Half Balling by c-monsta July 17, 2006

auto handballing

auto handballing is the same thing as auto fisting, or fisting ones own anus or vagina. the auto handballer usually lubricates the targeted orifice with astro glide or KY jelly or sometimes cooking oil then procedes to stuff their hand and forearm into said orifice. the sickest of auto handballers tries to see how much they can fit up there sometimes going as far as the elbow or trying to use both hands while they are balled up. there are alot of videos of this on the internet right now, just google " self fisting "
johnny : " man, that bitch is sexy ! "
al : " don't even try it, she is an auto handballer. trying to fuck that would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway "
johnny : " what is auto handballing ? "
al : " she shoves her fists up her shit "
auto handballing by gmw January 22, 2008

Hardballing 

Being the bad ass momma that stops the kids drug habit. Blocking the addiction for loves sake.
Hardballing your bullshit manipulation because I love you.
Hardballing by Luvyaenough September 1, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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