halfapple

half·apple
noun, plural half·apples.
a taught scrotum, typically seen during an effort to keep warm whereby the scrotal sack has contracted and pulled in toward the body, forming a scrotal mound reminiscent of half an apple.

1)
Lyle: "Dude, you hear what happened to Skyler?"
Bethany: "Oh shit dude, the fuck happened?"
Lyle: "Malfunction down at the shop. Took a belt sander right in the halfapple."
Bethany: "Fuckin' A dude. He ok?"
Lyle: "Fuck if I know. Trish found his plums under the Chevy a couple hours later, but said they was all fucked up and shit."
Bethany: "Fuuuuuuck dude."
Lyle: "Yeah no shit."

2) When Sheila leaned in and saw the veritable army of crabs scurrying throughout Topher's winterbush, she threw up Chinese food on his halfapple.

3) Gladys ground her beef-curtains against her hubby's stubbly halfapple.

by Kubanski April 18, 2014

halfasleep

That tingly-tickley feeling you get when your foot is half-asleep.

When he thought his foot was not asleep anymore, he stood up and realized it was halfasleep because it tingled and tickled him.

by thatgirlovertherexx May 24, 2011

hamapple

An apple with ham wrapped around it. Pronounced hamap-pel

I made a hamapple.

by asternitix October 24, 2019

holsapple

A great alpowerful name. Ahh what a good name.

Why is alpowerful holsapple here yes yes it is

by Hhhahahahahahjahhahahahahaahha January 5, 2017

Halfable

Able to be broke into half.

My Cosmic Brownie wasn’t halfable so I couldn’t share.

by Yetus Fetus May 4, 2020

HalfAsleep Chris

Some YouTuber that makes cat videos. He has 5 cats on yt: Henry, Bella, Ralph, Tom (rip) and Reggie (rip). He also makes other videos but I like his cat videos

I like cat videos from HalfAsleep Chris

by GoinGrayZ November 24, 2025