holsapple

A great alpowerful name. Ahh what a good name.

Why is alpowerful holsapple here yes yes it is

holsapple by Hhhahahahahahjahhahahahahaahha January 5, 2017

Holtzapple

A person whos been driving truck longer than you've been alive. Holtzapples hate hard boiled eggs and require a mechanical soft diabetic diet, no fish, no peanut butter, and no mayo on a sandwich.

Holtzapple overheated his iPad and drove his truck straight into 10 felony charges!
What a Holtzapple!

Holtzapple by HET Driver July 21, 2021

Horseapple 

The large rough green inedible fruit of the Bois D'Arc or Osage-orange tree. No, horses do not eat them. Nothing eats them. They've even been used as insecticide. And the fresh sap in them is nearly impossible to get off of anything it gets on.

They're called horse apples because they're round and the same shade of green as fresh horse shit.

They exist for kids to throw at each other and raise big welts.

What the hell is this thing? It looks like a green softball.

It's a horseapple.

Horseapple by Bryonia May 29, 2009

Holtzapple

Another name for someone who rapes kids for watching porn on their ipad.

Wow Johnny, That girl just got Holtzappled.

Holtzapple by shonkocharles July 20, 2021

ryan holtzapple 

a very hot cute and smart a person everyone loves and admirers

omg he is so a ryan holtzapple

ryan holtzapple by xx_neckdasquad_xx November 28, 2020

horseapple 

Really Old Horse Shit

Dude Thats Not A Rock, Thats A HorseApple ! ! Ya FUK

horseapple by Mike Deez June 1, 2005

Hoslapped 

To be slapped like a prostitute.

A pimp hoslapped his bitch for not having his money

Hoslapped by Ge0_macaro December 29, 2008