half8n 

the most amazing band to ever be assembled,as they ride through town on thier tank pulled by ten giant flaming dragons men begin to weep child cower and women through their panties at them

half8n

half8n by biggest most loyal fan May 13, 2011

halfenfreude 

Reveling in personal gain associated with someone else's loss; not to be confused with schadenfreude, in which one takes pleasure from another's pain.

After hearing the news that a new freelancer had bombed on a writing project, Alan and Laura, also freelance writers, felt a rush of halfenfreude at the prospect of additional work.

halfenfreude by porkalvin December 11, 2010

halfnard 

derogatory term for an idiot literally meaning having only one testicle.

"What an idiot! That halfnard over there doesn't know my ass from a hole in the ground."

"Hey leave him alone. It's not his fault he had mumps as a child. Besides, I don't see him poking his stick in the hole in the ground!"

halfnard by ken69 January 27, 2009

Halfon [half on]

Half of an erection.

Not quite full wood, but kind of there.

"Halfon half on is her last name, like a limp dick?"

Halfon [half on] by Austin Walker December 31, 2008

kardashian halfin' 

The act of seducing successful black men into marriage in order to collect half of the assets.

Hey Chloe, its the NBA playoffs tonight, let's go kardashian halfin'.

kardashian halfin' by mickey mike va January 2, 2012

halfanese 

anyone of mixed racial heritage with one asian parent.

musician julian lennon, the son of british former beatle john lennon and japanese artist yoko ono, is a halfanese celebrity. so was deceased actor brandon lee, son of martial arts superstar bruce lee and american teacher linda lee caldwell.

halfanese by aarrgghh May 28, 2010

ross halfin 

THE Rock and roll photographer

"Hey Ross Halfin! Can you get me tickets to the Led Zeppelin concert?"
"Fuck off you cunt"

ross halfin by Nilenna October 24, 2007