Halfenese

A half White, half Asian person. Not to be confused with wasian.

"Is that kid white?"

"No, his mom's asian"

"But he looks white"

"He's halfenese"

Halfenese by BAMF of the day May 18, 2010

halfenfreude 

Reveling in personal gain associated with someone else's loss; not to be confused with schadenfreude, in which one takes pleasure from another's pain.

After hearing the news that a new freelancer had bombed on a writing project, Alan and Laura, also freelance writers, felt a rush of halfenfreude at the prospect of additional work.

halfenfreude by porkalvin December 11, 2010

halfanese 

anyone of mixed racial heritage with one asian parent.

musician julian lennon, the son of british former beatle john lennon and japanese artist yoko ono, is a halfanese celebrity. so was deceased actor brandon lee, son of martial arts superstar bruce lee and american teacher linda lee caldwell.

halfanese by aarrgghh May 28, 2010

halfiness 

The happiness that a person feels when, having eaten half of a terrific sandwich, they then remember that they have a whole other half to eat (a fact that they had forgotten in the bliss of that first half).

Midway through lunch today I experienced some profound halfiness when I looked down and beheld the second part of my reuben untouched.

halfiness by time-it March 13, 2014