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Used when ordering coffee and you want half regular and half decaffinated.
I'll have a tall half-caf latte on the fly.
Half-Caf by Tentochi February 11, 2005

Half-Caf Batwing 

When its hot and sweaty and your scrote gets stuck to your thigh, but just one side. Beeeyotch!
Damn this heat, I got a half-caf batwing goin'
Half-Caf Batwing by its426 October 22, 2003

grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip 

Discreet public inquiry for homosexual sex and/or anonymous aid with "the stranger" - also known as a Dutch Rudder.
When my friend, Nick, ordered a "grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip" today, the barista knew exactly what he was talking about and offered to give him extra foam!

Half caff 

A mix of coffee that is half caffeinated and half decaf, which is primarily consumed by middle-aged women when they are not drinking white-wine spritzers.
"I'll have half caff, please," said the 35-year-old cat lady with bags under her eyes, to the strapping young barista.
Half caff by Gravydog July 13, 2011

Half Caff 

When a man's penis is not quite a full boner yet not quite limp either. Essentially the Goldilocks zone of penial stiffness.
Do you see that bulge in that man's pants? He must have the half caff.

Half caff 

Trading half of something you have with half of what another person has.
Person1: "Hey, let's half caff!! Can I have half of your cookie?"
Person2: "Sure, if you give me half of your drink!"
Person1: "it's a half caff!!"
Half caff by Natnah July 11, 2016