2 definitions by Young Raspberry Milk

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When a man's penis is not quite a full boner yet not quite limp either. Essentially the Goldilocks zone of penial stiffness.
Do you see that bulge in that man's pants? He must have the half caff.
by Young Raspberry Milk September 13, 2015
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An expression used when someone does something completely ridiculous or stupid but that totally would be expected of them
Wow kid you would hook up with that female Cambodian tow truck driver at Denny's!
by Young Raspberry Milk June 30, 2015
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