Decaffinated

When an anoyin little thing movin at lightspeed n snipin u on unreal tournament 2004 gets shot th fuck down n pasted into n half way through a wall

TK got Owned.
Decaffinated!

by TTTT2 June 23, 2006

Decaffinated

When someone gets their head cut off.

That dude ran into a clothesline and got his self decaffinated!

by Erik3pt October 14, 2005

decafficate

To shit your pants after a triple expresso or large amount of caffeine

I decafficated all over the floor in starbucks this morning

by Bogfresh December 16, 2013

Decaffitated

Someone secretly switching your coffee to decaf thus rendering you useless.

I was kind of a dick to the guy at starbucks today, I think he may have decaffitated me.

by Craylon Jennings December 14, 2010

dgaffinated

adj: the type of coffee that rebels drink; generally anything left around the coffee shop, they don't give a fuck

All was calm at Starbucks, business as usually, until Scar walked in. The servers scrambled to make his usual order: dgaffinated coffee.

by xcrunnersaresexyasfuck July 6, 2010

Decalfinated

An athlete has an injury to his calf.

I see where the Green Bay quarterback was decalfinated in last week's game

by MeskMan January 11, 2015

decaffeitated

When you are overly demanding of the Baristas at Starbucks, you get decaffeitated. Your fancy little douchebag drink will be secretly made without caffeine, and you won't even realize it until it's too late and your arrogant whiny ass is long gone.

Starbucks Customer: I ordered a venti Americano with soy milk, two pumps of hazelnut and caramel in and on and this one has caramel in but not on and it's just nowhere near as good as the ones they make at the other Starbucks where they actually make it right the first time and I don't have to go back and explain.
Starbucks Barista: (smiling) No problem! Let me remake that for you right away! (That's it! You're DECAFFEITATED!)

coffee caffeine decaffeinated decaf Starbucks barista

by SMC1028 December 3, 2010