Definitions by Barista

Shpetty 

When someone or something is both shitty and petty in equal parts.

An action that is malicious, childish and retaliatory.

Friend 1: "Someone took my package of 4x4 lined sticky notes from my desk at work today. I am pissed and shocked that someone would have the balls to not only take one pad, but THE WHOLE package."

Friend 2: "That shit's mad shpetty!"

Shpetty by barista August 1, 2018

grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip 

Discreet public inquiry for homosexual sex and/or anonymous aid with "the stranger" - also known as a Dutch Rudder.

When my friend, Nick, ordered a "grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip" today, the barista knew exactly what he was talking about and offered to give him extra foam!

grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip by Barista May 19, 2014

condo bar 

term used within the barista/coffee house inner cirlces to refer to that counter where customers pepper their coffee beverages to their personal liking with various coffee/espresso condiments, i.e.: milk, cinnamon powder, sweet & low.

ugghhhh. i'll be right back, i gotta go mop up that mess. that little kid just exploded his mother's 1/2 decaf double tall soy no foam latte all over the condo bar, and he just slipped in the puddle.

condo bar by barista April 17, 2008