hairy meat 

When you shave and your hair get stuck to ur dick because your sweaty

God damn Gerald I had hairy meat after I banged requisa yesterday

hairy meat by Ricky bazz February 21, 2019

Hairy meat patties 

Hairy meat patties are collage sorority girls with hairy wore out vaginas. They may have been stuffed with shampoo bottles. Or possibly a large scholng or fist.

Damn Sean Nicole has hairy meat patties bigger than Kristys.

Hairy meat patties by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022

Hairy meat wallet 

A hairy vagina, commonly mistaken with women whom either have or have had the meat sweats.

"Hey Jasmyn do you have a hairy meat wallet?"
"No I just have the meat sweats"

Hairy meat wallet by Hairy meat wallet January 31, 2017

old hairy meat flap 

An old man's genitalia.

My bitch left me for that old hairy meat flap

old hairy meat flap by First class krew March 28, 2008

Hairy meatball 

A meat that has hair on it.

Eirik had experienced a hairy meatball in his mouth.

Hairy meatball by PieLieDieCaiLeaIea September 6, 2017

Harry Meat 

A boy from Connah's Quay that loves skat and crack. He loves slurping up sloppy faeces and creating his own food cycle of shit. Arse to mouth, arse-to-mouth over and over and over. All day every day he continues the sloppy cycle.

I love Harry Meat

Harry Meat by HarryMeatsSuperFan January 12, 2024