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hairtie syndrome
adj. When the vagina of a promiscuous individual has become extremely loose, therefore resembling an old hairtie.
n. Any somewhat loose coochie.
n. Any somewhat loose coochie.
"She such a ho she probably gon' have hairtie syndrome fo' she 20."
"Nic and I have been doing it so much I'm afraid I'm getting hairtie syndrome already."
"Nic and I have been doing it so much I'm afraid I'm getting hairtie syndrome already."
hairtie syndrome by Radishimoe July 1, 2008
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ohio hairtie by Skits2045 February 24, 2023
Hairtip
A Rare case in which the tip of a males penis suffers hair growth on the foreskin. Like a pigeon slightly sticking his beak out of a tree bush.
Hairtip by Schoolboy Quavo October 31, 2016
hairpie crisis
When, after giving oral sex to a woman with a hairy vagina, the dude has a few pubic hairs stuck in his teeth.
I had a job interview that I thought went great. I did not get the job and when I got to my car I looked at my face in the rear view mirror and saw a bunch of pubic hairs in my teeth. I realized this is why i failed in my interview. After giving Sophia head before my interview I forgot to check my mouth and floss. This fucking hairpie crisis caused me to blow my interview!
hairpie crisis by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 27, 2017
hairie
Cool guys . cleanliness & kindness are very important to the ones who are named hairie and plus,they're good looking.He gives great advice and he never backstabs his friend honest and TROUBLEMAKER at times.
hairie by Henry king December 29, 2017
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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