hairtie

if you take someone’s hair tie. that means you cannot kiss them

brad: yo u took julie’s hairtie
carlton: OH NO
brad: that means i can’t kiss her

by s1mr3n June 18, 2022

hairtie syndrome

adj. When the vagina of a promiscuous individual has become extremely loose, therefore resembling an old hairtie.

n. Any somewhat loose coochie.

"She such a ho she probably gon' have hairtie syndrome fo' she 20."

"Nic and I have been doing it so much I'm afraid I'm getting hairtie syndrome already."

by Radishimoe July 1, 2008

ohio hairtie

When you use your best friends condom in your hair like a hairtie.

Nice ohio hairtie girl!

by Skits2045 February 24, 2023

Hartie

When your fucked up off the gas.

Can also be used as "me hartie" when talking to a friend.

EXAMPLE 1
Brandon: Yo I just chiefed 2 blunts im hartie af.

EXAMPLE 2
Joey: Whats good me hartie
Tyler: ME HAAARRRTTTIIIEE

by BubbaP609 October 27, 2018

Hairtip

A Rare case in which the tip of a males penis suffers hair growth on the foreskin. Like a pigeon slightly sticking his beak out of a tree bush.

A: I saw a hairtip in the locker room today
B: What's a hairtip?
A: Look down maybe? Lol

by Schoolboy Quavo October 31, 2016

hairpie crisis

When, after giving oral sex to a woman with a hairy vagina, the dude has a few pubic hairs stuck in his teeth.

I had a job interview that I thought went great. I did not get the job and when I got to my car I looked at my face in the rear view mirror and saw a bunch of pubic hairs in my teeth. I realized this is why i failed in my interview. After giving Sophia head before my interview I forgot to check my mouth and floss. This fucking hairpie crisis caused me to blow my interview!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 27, 2017

hairie

Cool guys . cleanliness & kindness are very important to the ones who are named hairie and plus,they're good looking.He gives great advice and he never backstabs his friend honest and TROUBLEMAKER at times.

Man this guys is a hairie!! Troublemaker

by Henry king December 29, 2017