hairtoe 

A person sexually attracted to hairy toes. Can usually be found in the backwoods or mountains searching for bigfoot.

That dude's a hairtoe. Look he going fishin.

hairtoe by DAKism February 27, 2003

hairtoe 

someone who is sexually attracted to the opposite sex. synonyms: hetero, heterosexual

"I'm pretty sure that Bob is a hairtoe; you know, he likes women."

hairtoe by DAKism February 27, 2003

Hairtork 

(hair·tork) -ed, -er, -ing v, n. 1. The act of grabbing a girl firmly by the ponytail, and firmly at the base of the jaw; snapping the jaw down with enough force to unhinge it, and ramming your penis into the mouth. Especially common after the act of 'skullfucking'. (see reference)

"Whoa bro, nice! You hairtorked the shit out of her!"

Hairtork by ManGravyInjection August 17, 2011

hairtosser 

A girl or woman who is continually flipping her hair without touching it by tossing her head, often using the motion to catch a quick, surreptitious glimpse around her surroundings and/or to see who, if anyone, is looking at her, and/or to garner attention. (See "Headshaker".)

"You'd think those hairtosser gals would develop neck pains after repeating that motion sixteen hours a day."

hairtosser by Georg Znaeym May 6, 2006

HAIRTONGUE 

1. (noun) The one pubic hair that sticks to your tongue as you are going down on your partner,, that you just cant get off of there.

2. (adj) The act of licking a girls unshaved pussy, wanting to get her pubic hair in your mouth, and stuck on your tongue.

1. Dude! That girl's pussy was smooth as silk! I have no clue how I got the Hairtongue! Still do!

2. Man,, that chick has one sexy ass shrub down there! I'm gonna Hairtongue the Hell out of that thing!

HAIRTONGUE by seanyB September 5, 2010

Hairtopping 

This is when someone discreetly rips out on of the hairs on their nutsack or head and puts it on an item of food.
Jon: Aw shit, Dan just hairtopped me again.
Dan: Haha you dumb motherfucker!

pubes food sandwich hairtopping stupid

Hairtopping by Themanunderyoursistersbed December 31, 2013

hairtherapist 

A hair stylist that's also a therapist. Usually not by choice.

Hairtherapist "Hi what are we going to do with your hair today"

Client "omg my boyfriend cheated on me with his cousins friends sister".

Hairtherapist "oh I'm sorry to hear that..now what are we doing with your hair"?

hairtherapist by Manaferg March 8, 2014