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Hairtork
(hair·tork) -ed, -er, -ing v, n. 1. The act of grabbing a girl firmly by the ponytail, and firmly at the base of the jaw; snapping the jaw down with enough force to unhinge it, and ramming your penis into the mouth. Especially common after the act of 'skullfucking'. (see reference)
Hairtork by ManGravyInjection August 17, 2011
hairtosser
A girl or woman who is continually flipping her hair without touching it by tossing her head, often using the motion to catch a quick, surreptitious glimpse around her surroundings and/or to see who, if anyone, is looking at her, and/or to garner attention. (See "Headshaker".)
"You'd think those hairtosser gals would develop neck pains after repeating that motion sixteen hours a day."
hairtosser by Georg Znaeym May 6, 2006
HAIRTONGUE
1. (noun) The one pubic hair that sticks to your tongue as you are going down on your partner,, that you just cant get off of there.
2. (adj) The act of licking a girls unshaved pussy, wanting to get her pubic hair in your mouth, and stuck on your tongue.
2. (adj) The act of licking a girls unshaved pussy, wanting to get her pubic hair in your mouth, and stuck on your tongue.
1. Dude! That girl's pussy was smooth as silk! I have no clue how I got the Hairtongue! Still do!
2. Man,, that chick has one sexy ass shrub down there! I'm gonna Hairtongue the Hell out of that thing!
2. Man,, that chick has one sexy ass shrub down there! I'm gonna Hairtongue the Hell out of that thing!
HAIRTONGUE by seanyB September 5, 2010
Hairtopping
This is when someone discreetly rips out on of the hairs on their nutsack or head and puts it on an item of food.
Jon: Aw shit, Dan just hairtopped me again.
Dan: Haha you dumb motherfucker!
Jon: Aw shit, Dan just hairtopped me again.
Dan: Haha you dumb motherfucker!
Hairtopping by Themanunderyoursistersbed December 31, 2013
hairtherapist
Hairtherapist "Hi what are we going to do with your hair today"
Client "omg my boyfriend cheated on me with his cousins friends sister".
Hairtherapist "oh I'm sorry to hear that..now what are we doing with your hair"?
Client "omg my boyfriend cheated on me with his cousins friends sister".
Hairtherapist "oh I'm sorry to hear that..now what are we doing with your hair"?
hairtherapist by Manaferg March 8, 2014
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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