hairpooned 

The result of obtaining a horrible hairstyle in the online game Maple Story, via the Amoria quest or with an EXP Hair Salon card. With the former, it is not possible to avoid being hairpooned.

Jimmy, with his fine Disheveled hairstyle, went to Amoria, hoping to get a less generic, defined style. To his dismay, he was hairpooned.

hairpooned by BassChan November 3, 2007

harpooner 

a guy who goes after fat chic i.e. harpooning a whale

also, it can mean a poker player who goes after easy money from a rich player (who is called a whale)

Harpooner love fat chic

harpooner by IronMang June 26, 2010

harpooned 

It means the exact same as pwn3d, but you add the har- for emphasis and ownage..

Wow, you just got beat up by a fat kid.. You got harpooned.

harpooned by Christ101 April 27, 2010

Harpooned a fail whale 

When you pick up a fat chick at a bar.

Man, Dave was so drunk last night, I can't believe he harpooned a fail whale.

Harpooned a fail whale by The Onion Eaters September 20, 2010

Harpooner 

When you surgically get your penis removed and get it replaced with a barbed harpoon, Then engage in a sexual activity with a girl/guy for them only to get extremely cut by your harpoon cock.

Davonte: god why is my ass hole so cut up from that anal you gave me yesterday???

Morgan: sorry, but im a harpooner. didnt you notice i had a harpoon for a dick? you assmeat fucker.

Harpooner by Trilf January 31, 2010

Harpooned 

The action of a hard, deep sexual penetration. (Past-tense)

Jess: “I heard you went home with Neil last night.”
Samantha: “Gurl, I got harpooned so hard.”

Harpooned by Thirsty Remixed Ribosome September 16, 2018