Any male stylist who is so exceptionally good at his job that you are willing to withstand considerable verbal abuse from him in order to get the exact haircut you so desire.

"I'm going to get a haircut, honey."

"From who, babe?"

"From Eric."

"Oh man, that guy is such a HAIRICK!"

"I know, but damnit.. He's the best there ever was, is, or will be."

hairick by M Bison December 9, 2013

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ass hair dick fuck

it is when your ass hair gets into a guys foreskin and ur ass hair is fucking your partners dick foreskin

oh no my ass hair dick fuck is stuck

ass hair dick fuck by larry smellbuttz May 7, 2018

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Hair dick

A dick so small that it blows in the wind like a single strand of hair

Hey tom would you use your Hair dick again to reset my calculator? My pen is too big

Hair dick by goony44 September 3, 2011

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Angel Hair Dick

A penis that is both very thin and long

Yo did you see Pete's angel hair dick? That shit was like 10 inches long and had a girth of my pinky

Angel Hair Dick by fuckyourpseudonyms October 29, 2018

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