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hairdick 

steve went down the road blasting right here right now
hairdick by mabby September 8, 2003
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Hair Dick 

When a woman has her hair in a high, tall bun which resembles a dick
Wow that chick has a hair dick
Hair Dick by Gladdymum September 27, 2018
Hardick is the name of hardik who loves to take hard dick. His full name is Hardik sancheti.
Pranav:- hardik did you take customer dick?
hardick:- yesss
Hardick by jamesbond02948 November 22, 2021
Any male stylist who is so exceptionally good at his job that you are willing to withstand considerable verbal abuse from him in order to get the exact haircut you so desire.
"I'm going to get a haircut, honey."

"From who, babe?"

"From Eric."

"Oh man, that guy is such a HAIRICK!"

"I know, but damnit.. He's the best there ever was, is, or will be."
hairick by M Bison December 9, 2013

ass hair dick fuck 

it is when your ass hair gets into a guys foreskin and ur ass hair is fucking your partners dick foreskin
oh no my ass hair dick fuck is stuck

Hair dick 

A dick so small that it blows in the wind like a single strand of hair
Hey tom would you use your Hair dick again to reset my calculator? My pen is too big
Hair dick by goony44 September 3, 2011

Angel Hair Dick 

A penis that is both very thin and long
Yo did you see Pete's angel hair dick? That shit was like 10 inches long and had a girth of my pinky
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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