hainesville

Lake county's oldest village;A small town that has rapidly grown in population since 1997. Has the best water system in Lake county.

John: Hey lets go to Hainesville, I have to pick up a prescription from Walgreens.
Kurtis:Okay, then we can get some subway and apply for a job at Prairieview elementary.
John: Ya that'd be awesome, Hainesville is the best.

hainesville by Alaskanbullworm February 27, 2011

Haynesville 

A rural village in Northern Louisiana. Synonymous with hellhole. Small population, yet has more bigots than cities triple it's size. Never will you find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Tyrone: "Where are you from?"
Richard: "Haynesville, LA."
Tyrone: "Even the name sounds sucky."
Richard: "The whole place is."

Haynesville by Hercules Mulligan November 14, 2016

Gainesville TV 

Watching TV with the sound off and the Stereo (music) turned up.

Dude, it's like a weired Aunt's house in here, turn on some Gainesville TV.

Gainesville TV by Ken Teal August 17, 2009

Hinesville GA 

The most depressing town you will ever live in.

Those who reside there believe going to Wal-Mart on Friday night is "having a good time."

Those who live there have nothing better to do than get shit faced constantly and high out of their minds (when they're not partying it up at Wal-Mart, of course.) They document this idiocy on their Facebook pages because they genuinely believe such activities make them "cool."

The average IQ of the people there would make a Special Olympics gold medalist laugh.

The female population of said town put out more than a Fire Department. They will also fornicate with anything conscious and willing.

The male population of said town believes they are either physically attractive, intellectually competent, or legitimate gangsters.

The male population is also none of the above.

Guy 1: "So I'm moving to Hinesville GA..."

Guy 2: "You're not inbred enough for Hinesville, dude."

Guy 1: "Yeah, I know. I've been sniffing nail polish remover every day for the past month, though. I think I'll fit in pretty good now."

Hinesville GA by FoxTr0t October 22, 2010

Gainesville Middle School 

Gainesville Middle School is a hell hole that makes you want to die. The people here are hoes and all the guys are whores thank you for coming to my ted talk.

It’s ghetto and don’t be surprised if you get jumped by someone...and food fights AND you’re math teacher having an affair with a cop. Gainesville is trash periodt. LMAO y’all can’t relate. Most fights go down in this hoe and other schools can’t relate. Hoes mad !!

Also if you a hoe welcome home 😁

Gainesville Middle School is ghetto PERIODT.

Gainesville Middle School by Hoes maddd May 23, 2019

Gainesville care package 

When one defecates onto another person, or their belongings, from a distance of one story (average of 14 feet) or higher. If there are more than 3 care packages being called in on the person or item, the action is effectively deemed a Gainesville shit swarm.

My roommate left the dishes in the sink so I called in a Gainesville care package on his scooter in the parking lot…😭😭

Gainesville care package by Joey-chestnut August 23, 2021

Gainesville high school 

Gainesville is know as the number one school full of hoes including the guys everyone be trying to get in there pants this school is known for having fights every single day in they just don’t know how to control themselves most of the time there always doing drugs or having sex or skipping. But other then that everyone be thinking they own the shit that there the shit. They always try to act cool. Everyone is in there own little groups where they talk shit about other people.

Gainesville high school think that they are the best school .

Gainesville is know as red flags.

Gainesville high school by Red flag October 18, 2021