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Hai Tek Hai 

A place where magical things happens. A place where all of your dreams come true... from pedophiliac behavior to downright ghettoness, HTH has it all. From skirts that actually stop at the waist instead of above the knee to sex-crazed girls waiting to be knocked up. HTH definitely has it all. It's a place where dirty old men stare down girls' shirts, where young teachers have sex with each other all day long and where perverted freshman boys can actually get whats left of some endangered beautiful junior girls. It sure is a great place to be. Where all the students are staunch democrats even though we voted for a rightwing conservative republican who will surely bring us back to the pilgrim days. HTH is a fabulous place. Where the acronym TPOL actually means Touching Pussies of Lesbians and not transitional presentations of learning. Where the students are so dumb that they smoke weed in the bathroom instead of outside of schoolgrounds. Surely, HTH is a wonderful place. A place that will stay in all of our hearts. Even though they reek of incestual inbreeding.
Hai Tek Hai is full of vaginal discharges.
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Có khi nào ở nơi đâu đó nhìn về quá khứ của hai ta 

Instead of Rickroll, you play this cringy vietnamese song to raid the discord Elites server made by Admin 'Supreme': Gobble, aka 'Patrick Hanoi'.
Patrick: What sup guys today we playing Roblox with our friends.
Probot: /play: Có khi nào ở nơi đâu đó nhìn về quá khứ của hai ta, em có, biếttttttttttttttttttt...ớớớớớớớớớớớớơợớớớ.

diu nei lo mo chau hai 

The equivalent of "Fuck your mum's smelly pussy"
Friend: Ur mom gay
Me: Diu nei lo mo chau hai
Sor hai means stupid vagina in Cantonese, it is usually referred to stupid person
Fuck, he forgot to bring our tickets, such a sor hai!
sor hai by On9Mouse July 14, 2016

uruk-hai 

In J. R. R. Tolkien's fictional epic, "The Lord of the Rings," the Uruk-hai (Black Speech meaning Orc folk) were a new breed of Orcs that appeared during the Third Age. They were faster and stronger than their forebearers, and had the ability to travel in daylight. They are often mistaken to be a cross between Orcs and Elves, when in fact, Orcs are themselves transformed Elves--the purest form of life on Arda--who were captured and corrupted through torture and mutilation by Melkor in the First Age. Another common misconception is that they are a crossbreed of Orcs and Goblin Men; however, the term "Goblin" is synonymous with "Orc." Their exact origin is not precisely known, but it is suggested (and usually agreed) that they are the result of crossbreeding Orcs and Men, *hence* "Goblin-Men."
The Uruk-hai's armor was not turquoise!
uruk-hai by Gabbi December 28, 2005
It is a name often used by Chinese.

It describes a sexy but horny and perverted boy, or a boy who enjoys Loli.
“Giao, look at Zhe Hai!”

“Ew, Zhe Hai is smiling weirdly.”
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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