hahad

Statutory rape through prison bars, usually between a composer and an opera singer.

"Yeah, I'm doing time for hahad...last night...and then I got punched in the balls for trying to compose on the wall."

hahad by innocent! February 24, 2008

I Hahad(Hahahd)

More then smile and less then real laugh. Similar to I lol'd, but more honest term. Bcuz people didn't really laughed in most times when they write lol or I lol'd, and especially not out loud.

Some random solid joke anywhere on internet
-I Hahad(Hahahd)

I Hahad(Hahahd) by StankoDragojevic November 29, 2016

Hadad 

A young brown man who resides in his basement of wonders, known to many as "the lair." He is extremely hard, if not impossible, to get a hold of, unless he is trying to contact you himself...in which case he will do so from a different variant number each time. He is undoubtedly a man of mystery and potions. In his mainstream life, he works as a coffee man at a local coffee shop. At night, he is either at one end of the Earth, or in his basement concocting magical wonders and mysteries of which cannot even be documented by the Discovery Channel itself. Alternate slang names include: Habibi, the 'dad, bibi, hobo hadad.

*Phone rings* "Hi, is Hadad there?"
"No."

Hadad by Tuxedo Mask April 30, 2008

brewski-haha 

a few beers & a few laughs

At my work, Friday is always 'go for a brewski-haha day'.

brewski-haha by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 22, 2018

Haha yes 

That feeling when you slowly lose your grip on reality, and you use memes to hide the fact that you're a shell of a human being, nothing but hatred in your heart.

Person A: *Shows picture of a dog getting fucked with a buncha lens flares*
Person B: *With no emotion in their eyes* "Haha yes"

Haha yes by JackettheRooster July 8, 2017

The big hahahaha 

When you find something really funny

That was pretty funny, I did the big hahahaha

The big hahahaha by YoYesLightTheBifta March 15, 2021

haha wow 

1. absolutely perfect response for one that does that pay attention.

Key Points:
- wow - fake show of amazement, one method to improve friendship
- haha - fake laughter, further improving friendship

*together they make a deadly combo

2. a response that occurs when one does not know how to respond

1.
- Sally: Like yesterday I was liek washing the dishes and I saw a cockroach! Like OMG! It was sooo funni!
- Bobby: haha wow

2.

- Bobby: I LOVE PEDO BEARS!
- Sally: (thinking ummm...) haha wow

haha wow by Oh la la! April 6, 2010