haggertit

A haggertit, is when the tits just do NOT cooperate. Haggertits usually sag lower than the bellybutton and look like penises. People who have haggertits can NEVER EVER GET A GODDAMN BOYFRIEND IN THERE LIFE! Even Jack beeke wont take em, jk of course he will! DONT BE A HAGGERTIT condition ur boobs twice a week with hot sauce and lemon juice!

Gurrrllllll i havent seen u in so long.... what happend??
i forgot to condition my boobs
U HAVVE A HAGGERTIT
yep, jack beeke even said they where gross, after raping me behind a movie theater

haggertit by guinea pig owner November 22, 2017

Haggett Household 

noun
Definition - The household of legends, typically consisting of an angry lesbian mom, a manlet dad who loves cheeseburgers, an autistic kid who loves bed, and a somewhat normal kid, but grew out an ugly greasy mullet.

Sentence example: Oh lord that looks like a Haggett Household if I've ever seen one.

Haggett Household by coralmackeyhagget October 18, 2019

Tim Haggerty 

see Heartthrob

See that stud over there with the six-pack; he's a real Tim Haggerty.

Tim Haggerty by word9 August 21, 2008

Haggerty

Deriving from the phrase "Proud to be a Haggerty" in the Macklemore song "Irish Celebration". An Irishman who is proud of his Irish heritage.

Guy One: Dude, you so Irish.

Guy Two: I know. I'm proud to be a Haggerty.

Haggerty by Dankerman April 3, 2013

Haggerty

A person of Irish decent, a freckled face hustler, usually with red hair and mandatory freckles. The more red hair you have on your hair/body the more of a Haggerty you are. Usually classy, not good at European football due to their fondness to alcohol, but for every skill they lack on the pitch, they have another skill to make up for it on a bar stool

Macklemore is a true Haggerty

Haggerty by The classy stud September 14, 2012

Hangeritis

a disease of the shirt; or, those weird and annoying bumps that hangers leave on the shoulders of t-shirts, cardigans, or any similarly soft fabric garment.

"UGH! I can't wear that sweater--it has hangeritis."

Hangeritis by Zelda Zonk December 15, 2009

Haggering 

noun.
1. Loud excessive talking usally meaningless and pointless.

I'm still fully functional with your haggering in the background!

Haggering by teho May 13, 2005