Hangeritis

a disease of the shirt; or, those weird and annoying bumps that hangers leave on the shoulders of t-shirts, cardigans, or any similarly soft fabric garment.

"UGH! I can't wear that sweater--it has hangeritis."

Hangeritis by Zelda Zonk December 15, 2009

Honkeritis

The condition in which one grows voluptuous boobs.

Hagrid, you've recently contracted honkeritis!

Honkeritis by HaxOnMadaDucka March 13, 2021

hateritis 

A newly discovered disease caught by see or knowing someone of superb style extreme intelligence and all around greatness.

Yo man I just got an 90 on my paper.

Man thats nothing, you still suck.

O I didn't know you were such a hater , when were you diagnosed with hateritis.

hateritis by dont hate/dttheprez December 24, 2009

hateritis 

a chronic disease in which someone consistently hates on other people. me be contracted by drinking haterade.

Cody has hateritis, he can't accept that someone is better than her.

Annalisa has a hateritis. Signs and symptoms may include: consistent hating, two-face syndrome, bragging, and talking down about said person.

hateritis by Playa hater degree March 22, 2009

Hungritis 

When someone is always hungry and is unable to share food. Their body physically provokes them to.

"I suffer from Hungritis"

Hungritis by Mayonnaise2.o May 7, 2019

haideritis

A psychological disorder exhibited by New York Yankee fans after the Yankees collapse in monumental fashion to the Boston Red Sox. Symptoms include denial, disparaging of the victorious team, contortions of the facial muscles into scowls, and sulking. Pakistani graduate students are particularly severely affected. Symptoms can be enhanced by the wearing of bandanas and Derek Jeter jerseys. Treatments for Haideritis generally include an admission of the inferiority of the Yankees and indeed of one’s own existence. The origin of the term Haideritis is commonly accepted as evolving from ‘hater-itis’, though the term has its true roots in the animal kingdom, as the actions of those suffering from Haideritis resemble those of the rodent Najamus Haiderus.

Some sketchy characters in the Frist Campus Center appeared to be afflicted with Haideritis when the Yankees lost the ALCS to the Red Sox in 2004.

haideritis by Najam December 23, 2004

hangerfishing 

An amateur abortion preformed with a hanger

When his brother got a girl pregnant, dom went hangerfishing inside her and terminated the pregnancy.

hangerfishing by MGANT February 21, 2011