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Haggasfeld 

Being mildly retarded, dyslexic and ha-goose involving oneself in the most retarded of situation-aments.

Professional Researchers have also used the definition in other terms specifically biological one. Word is, Haggasfeld is a result of a lowwww experiment gone horribly wrong in the basements of the science complex of an unknown university in Canadia.
"Yo Haggasfeld ship me an eel"
"Yo Hagggggaaaaassssss"
"Yo haggassfeld schwwooops me one card"
"Yo hagoose"
"Eh, goosevondoose, ship and eel-macbeelensons"
"Hagggaaasssfeld"
"Bloominhag"
"Hagasgoose"
"Shipppp it"
"Yo haggasfeld what does this say? dlefsggah"
Haggasfeld by Sally M Perc December 25, 2009
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haggas flick

A movement preformed by someone used to get hair out of thier face when too long
Or too look cool
Josh quickly performed the Haggas flick to show he was down with the kids
haggas flick by PEKKAstonian May 27, 2017

hagasnatch 

A bitchy elderly woman stealing a man much younger then herself, similar to a cougar but much more aggressive.
That woman is such a hagasnatch, she can’t keep her hands to herself and is still trying to seduce that man.
hagasnatch by Zebwill January 28, 2020
Hagats is an adjective used as a response to describe situations.
e.g. We are going swimming do you want to come?

Hagats! It's very hot today. Or

I just won the lotto and I gave half of it to charity.

Hagats! Good for you.
Hagats by Kortashos August 20, 2020

Hagasaurus 

A ginormous hag that makes your life miserable, Unfortunately not extinct and running rampant in some workplaces.
Terry is a real Hagasaurus making threats like that.
Hagasaurus by vikingprincess21 March 4, 2010

hagasaurous-rex 

An insult coined by the haecker Tr1gg3r 53r10us(Trigger Serious).
The largest form of hag.

Similar words: Haggot, Hagmo, Haganemnon
Trigger Serious: Seems like a Hagasaurous-Rex to me.
hagasaurous-rex by Dr Poque April 6, 2009
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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