haefer 

dude who seems really cool but turns into a douchebag before your eyes.

Dude our teachers so cool
Better watch out he might be a haefer

haefer by pseudonymI0 March 17, 2010

buckled halfer 

faulty human being.incapable of carrying out tasks,both physical and mental,expected of average conventional person.
not applicable to those suffering from diagnosed medical conditions.
can be either a temporary or permanent state of being.
term of abuse used to indicate the ridiculous behaviour of an individual.

only a buckled halfer would tweet pictures of their own genitals.

what kind of buckled halfer are you?

buckled halfer by Nesty. January 4, 2012

haeger 

Its when a girl gives a blowjob and during the act, sneaks her finger into the guy's butthole

This hot chick was blowing me but she decided to give me a haeger, and I jumped up, cutting my dick on her teeth

haeger by Dr. Harris Isbell April 13, 2009

34 and a halfer 

someone who can suck their penis or vagina,69ing by themselves.

that circus freak is so limber he can suck his own dick, he don't need a partner to 69,thats a 34 and a halfer.

taking matters into your own mouth.

if you want something done right, do it yourself.

34 and a halfer by snatchtrapp October 20, 2008

Halfers-on-a-henry 

to go half in on buying an eighth of weed. (henry the VIII)

Hey bro I don't have enough money, wanna go halfers-on-a-henry

Halfers-on-a-henry by MattmanTheIncredable September 11, 2009

Halfer 

Slang for half-Asian and half-Caucasian

Person 1: "What did he look like?"
Person 2: "I think he's a halfer."

Halfer by julie bing February 17, 2005

hefer

A negative word towards a female. Usually meaning that she is fat and ugly, rude and bitchy.

"That hefer stole my man, she knows that she is not all that!"

hefer by Gangstax3kate09 January 15, 2007