Hafer

Name: Hafer Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

A period of time which approximates to within 4-6 weeks in Gregorian Time. It's context is specific to generic timeframes provided by inexperienced estimators.

eg It will be delivered in a Hafer.
eg It will take a Hafer to complete.
eg That operator told me on the phone it would take Hafers of time.

Hafer by Langdon Olger January 9, 2009

Get the Hafer mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

Hafer

To disapprove of anything and everything even remotely related to fun, enjoyment, and laughter.

Friend: "Wanna come puddle jumping with me?!"
The Hafer: "Puddle jumping? What are you, three?"
Other Friend: "Dude, you're such a Hafer. Stop Hafering."

Hafer by The Hafer October 25, 2012

Get the Hafer mug.

Related Words

Hafer • Haferflocken Milch • Charlie Hafer • Justin Hafer • haberdashery • HAFRICAN • haberdasher • hacer • Hafeez • hagerstown

Justin Hafer

The Utter Definition Of A Total And Complete Loser Who Is A Midget And Has No Life Or Friends. He Also Needs A Haircut.

That Short Faggot Over There Is A Total Justin Hafer.

Justin Hafer by Real Def's April 28, 2009

Charlie Hafer

The most handsome man alive. Any female that lays their eyes on him is instantly attracted and any dude that sees him gets jealous.

Charlie Hafer is one good looking dude.

Charlie Hafer by Andhisnameisjohncena3456798 December 10, 2019

Get the Charlie Hafer mug.

Hamer

A not-quite-believable fake news story, written with the intent to generate views. (AKA clickbait) Usually created from wannabe news organizations, whose journalists may or may not have served jail time.

Wow! That story I read about how to make $10,000/month from repeatedly filing civil lawsuits was sure a Hamer!

Hamer by All.Things January 8, 2021

Get the Hamer mug.

Hakers

a term which stupid people use to label ONCEs (twice's fandom) every time they lost in Choeaedol. a stupid term to use to accusse a fandom hAcKiNG

This group won because ONCES are hakers

Hakers by once HAKERS July 1, 2020

Get the Hakers mug.

Bill hader

Is the best, end of story

Bill hader is the best, no one compares

Bill hader by randomfella ;) November 2, 2019

Get the Bill hader mug.

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

Word of the Day on November 10, 2026

Get the pod person mug.

dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

Get the dead drop mug.

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

Word of the Day on November 8, 2026

Get the No Surprises Wedding mug.

ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

Word of the Day on November 7, 2026

Get the ulzzang mug.