hadilo 

A word drill instructors say because they are too lazy to say "left" or "and left" while marching recruits.

"Left... left... left right, hadilo right left"

hadilo by hadilo for no reason at all December 21, 2008

hadil 

hadil is a cute girl with beautiful eyes. she is shy but when you get to know her she is the best person to be with. She likes to be with friends and family. She can keep secrets and always there to talk to. won't judge you for doing something wrong. she doesn't get upset or angry easily but easily jealous. hadil likes guys that are dark skinned and that are loyal to their girls. she hated guys that are up them self and think that they are big. don't ever mess with her because she isn't scared of anything. she is athletic, funny and easily laughs at anything. she is like a book don't judge the book by its cover, don't judge her looks but her personality.

'what is that cute girl's name'
'her name is hadil'

hadil by chloe ray October 4, 2016

hanilol 

(n.) a creative person who is a procrastiator and/or lollygager. A sweet loving child that likes to goof off.

Taken from hani(honey) with the addition of silly humor. a women who is sarcastically funny

a. Did you see that little girl? She seems very hanilol

b. I can not believe that hanilol, why can't she(he) just get it together.

Hanilol, you are being presumptuous, please stop assuming you are right and see the whole picture. You need research to back it up.

hanilol by *Hanilala November 1, 2009

Hailo 

The most stunningly extrordenary spirited beautiful person. The offspring of The sunshine, the moon, stars and earth. She is rich in life,love,fortune and happyness. The sparkling glow of heaven. Can be seen around angles.

The angle has a hailo.

Hailo by Red Poppy flower October 9, 2018

Hadlock diet 

When instead of dieting you start using methamphetamine to get the weight off.

*Jefferson County

I can eat whatever I want and still lose the weight I'm on the Hadlock diet.

Hadlock diet by Michaels girl April 17, 2015

Hapiloons 

Hapiloons are a unit of achieved happiness. Once achieved or experienced can not be lost.

Hapiloons are ALWAYS positive and there is no opposite. If one is alive, one is achieving hapiloons.

At the very lowest state of existence, one may be achieving only 0.0001 hapiloons per minute.

Can Hapiloons and Qualitars be lost?

Hapiloons are something that you have experienced, just as a memory is experienced, thus they cannot be lost. (if you lose the memory of experiencing the hapiloons, this does not mean hapiloons are lost as they still happened, mayhap if someone went back in time and destroyed the moment where you achieved hapiloons.. that ‘may’ be classified as a loss of hapiloons...)

What About Unhappiness?

Unhappiness is a pseudo-emotion; it is in fact a misinterpretation of ones state of hapiloon flow. Naturally our minds predict how many hapiloons we should be achieving. When something happens that causes a temporary drop in level of happiness, we achieve less hapiloons than we expected. (this is interpreted as unhappiness when it is in fact a lower level of happiness) If something happens to all of a sudden give us many hapiloons (more than the predicted amount) we often relate this to being happy.

Example – I ate a banana, it tasted good and gave me 5 hapiloons!
Example – I really like this girl, she kissed me today, it totally gave me 8 zillion hapiloons!!
Example – I watched a movie, it was so good it gave me 80 000 hapiloons!

Question – “So if I am being kicked while down and say, ‘how could things get worse?’ and then lightening strikes me I still have hapiloons?”
Answer – Yes Absolutely, you may have had 1 hapiloon per second while being kicked, and then 0.9 hapiloons per second while being struck by lightening. You had some level of happiness.

Example – Hapiloon Dude: Today I was riding a bike I was happy getting like, 20 hapiloons per minute. Then I crashed my bike some guy kicked me really hard, stole my wallet, ran off and threw my money and ID into a gigantic vat of oil and lit it on fire.
Someone else: Whoa you must be unhappy now…
Hapiloon Dude: I am still extremely happy as I am achieving about 10 hapiloons per minute, I wish the things did not happen as I would still be achieving 20 hapiloons per minute, but I am happy nonetheless.

Example - Someone: I am unhappy
Hapiloon Dude: What things make you happy right now?
Someone: I am eating ice-cream and watching a movie.
Hapiloon Dude: so you Are happy, but not As happy as you once were?

Hapiloons by Andrew Betts March 24, 2007

Hailol 

Hailol is a nickname for people who hate Hailey Baldwin

“Ew! I hate Hailol!”

Hailol by kat’s chaos33 June 23, 2021