Hadlock 

A cutie that hates (almost)everyone

"Everyones an effing fagot"-Hadlock

"We're not friends anymore"-Hadlock

"Let's has an apostrophe in it dumb ass"-Hadlock

"Get away from me fagot"-Hadlock

"Everyone's an idiot"-Hadlock

Hadlock by C4rl M4rx May 14, 2008

Hadlock diet 

When instead of dieting you start using methamphetamine to get the weight off.

*Jefferson County

I can eat whatever I want and still lose the weight I'm on the Hadlock diet.

Hadlock diet by Michaels girl April 17, 2015

Lily Hadlock 

If you have a Lily as a friend, you are so lucky! Lily’s are beautiful, funny, and sweet. She’s always there to make you laugh and be your best friend!

Person #1 She’s so funny!
Person #2 Yeah I bet she’s a Lily Hadlock

Lily Hadlock by Arnold06 June 7, 2019

Tom Harlock 

He's one of the realest youtubers out there you would want a friend like him becayse He's fucking funny one of the few who are actually funny his jokes are inappropriate and harsh sometimes but they're hilarious also he's an ex-viner but he wasnt cringy he was still hilarious his YOUTUBE:Tom Harlock I bet you'll love him

Tom Harlock is underrated

Tom Harlock by Tom Harlock September 26, 2018

social headlock 

Getting monopolized at a party by a boring person that just won't let you go.

No, I didn't see Dale drop his pants, Faye had me in a social headlock most of the night.

social headlock by puddykast August 7, 2009

Scandinavian Headlock 

The act of a naked man wrapping his legs around a person's neck, causing them to suck his dick

Guy 1: Bra! Guess what I got to do last night with Sydney.
Guy 2: Don't tell me you already got a Scandinavian Headlock!
Guy 1: You guessed it bro.

Scandinavian Headlock by Milan the dude October 8, 2014

Tom Harlock 

Tom Harlock is an ex-viner who now makes the best YouTube content that you may ever lay eyes upon. From his gorgeous physique to his beautifully witty humor, the man is simply too perfect for the internet. He is far too underrated for being so perfect.

Tom Harlock is handsome, hilarious, sarcastic, intelligent, and under appreciated.

Tom Harlock by Toesbeflyin May 20, 2020