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hacob
jacob is his real name, but he likes to be called hacob. he even tells his teachers to call him hacob. he could also be known as a leech, (because he is one). he is a dumbass. he is allergic to cats and yet he plops one down on his face. but i mean, he's rlly funny and an interesting friend to have. hacobs are usually very book smart, but very, absolutely, street dUMB. he has all a's and is in some of the highest classes and yet he cuts his hair in class and fights girls for wheelie chairs. he appears to be good at call of duty but eventually you will surpass him because he isn't actually that good.
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HACOT
Have A Cup Of Tea.
Refers to an exclamation of surprise or of general humour. You would HACOT, for instance, if an old work colleague sent you a picture of yourself from many yers ago. Back then you may have had hair, not worn glasses and maybe even had your own teeth, you might even have been wearing Wrangler stretch denim jeans - Have A Cup Of Tea, HACOT!
The act of actually having a cup of tea is spurious and more generally refers to the act of taking time out or having a break due to the impending hilarity or embarrassment of the situation.
Refers to an exclamation of surprise or of general humour. You would HACOT, for instance, if an old work colleague sent you a picture of yourself from many yers ago. Back then you may have had hair, not worn glasses and maybe even had your own teeth, you might even have been wearing Wrangler stretch denim jeans - Have A Cup Of Tea, HACOT!
The act of actually having a cup of tea is spurious and more generally refers to the act of taking time out or having a break due to the impending hilarity or embarrassment of the situation.
HACOT by CyclingMonk November 6, 2021
Hacon
Hacon by GingerChef November 13, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.