dishes

1. The most vile and unacceptable chore known to all people still living at home with their parents.

2. A chore that is required by most parents for their children so that they may earn a lousy allowance.

3. Something that needs to be clean so that one may eat.

1. I fucking hate the dishes!

2. Parent: Do the damn dishes!
Child: But I don't want to!
Parent: Do them or you won't get your three cents allowance!
Child: FUCK YOU!

3. Child: I'm hungry but there's no clean dishes to eat with.
Parent: Then clean them!
Child: GOD DAMNIT I SAID FUCK YOU!

by Timbolicious December 20, 2007

dishes

something a man makes a women do while he does nothing

do the dishes bitch im watching my show

by austin March 20, 2005

dishes

a sport in which woman are supposed to scrub and wash the dishes

do the dishes because you are a woman

by Yappyn March 28, 2022

dishes

–adjective

1. To be in immediate danger of death or serious bodily harm, directly related to a bad situation.

"Done, like dishes."

"If that face avalanches right now, we're all dishes!"

Derived from the quote "Dishes are done, man!" from the movie "Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead."

by soulman9 November 28, 2009

Dishes

1.Do them
2. something a woman should allways be doing

Husband: I shouldnt have to ask twice, do the dishes.

by Aaron Miles May 23, 2008

Dishes

Something nobody likes to do

" hey can you do the dishes for me?"
"Uggggghhh do I have to"

by weirdkidlol March 9, 2017

Dishes

WHY CAN'T ANY GUY DO THESE SHITS LIKE DAMN GOT ME ALL WORKING UP IN THIS BITCH NO.

NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.

Girl: Did you wash the dishes?
Guy: I thought...you wanted..to do that
Girl: MhMHmmhmh YOu WerE WrONg

by SarahDreamer_YT June 9, 2020