sarah is like rlly pretty. i mean drop dEaD goRgEoUs. but like she's also hilarious as hEck. she makes a lot of self deprecating jokes about herself which usually aren't true aT aLL, but you can still relate to. she's like, kinda a cry baby, but like in the best/funniest way possible. she cries when anything happens. she'll cry while watching Simon Birch in class during the horrible stupid baseball death scene, she'll cry in the middle of telling her own joke, and she'll even cry if she sees a spider jump when you're trying to take it outside. sarah is also a germaphobe. if our teacher tells us in advance that she is going to be sick, sarah will ask to sit in the back of the classroom and will probably bring an oxygen tank with her. she's also a tik toker. she will recreate danielle cohn's tik toks w u and attempt to twerk in her seat when it really just looks like the two of you are having seizures.
a bug, lands on sarah's desk.
nobody:
not a soul:
not even satan:
sarah: swats it away with her hairbrUsh, applies hand sanitizer to all parts that have been cOntAminAtEd, and proceeds to start crying
nobody:
not a soul:
not even satan:
sarah: swats it away with her hairbrUsh, applies hand sanitizer to all parts that have been cOntAminAtEd, and proceeds to start crying
by sP0oDer November 05, 2019
christiana often referred to as christmas is a modest, vERy talented girl. she can play like five instruments and constantly corrects u that it's four. thats how modest she is. she also always stresses about tests even tho she's asian and like rlly smart. she always ends up getting an A. she will always call with you on instagram and create urban dictionary definitions with you when you're bored. she is an amazing friend to have and will always defend you and have your back against others. also everyone calls her christina and so it's kinda funny being in a class with her when there's a sub.
a: i was getting bullied on call of duty yesterday
b: omg. i bet if christiana was there she would've gotten mvp by killing them over and over again.
b: omg. i bet if christiana was there she would've gotten mvp by killing them over and over again.
by sP0oDer November 04, 2019
jacob is his real name, but he likes to be called hacob. he even tells his teachers to call him hacob. he could also be known as a leech, (because he is one). he is a dumbass. he is allergic to cats and yet he plops one down on his face. but i mean, he's rlly funny and an interesting friend to have. hacobs are usually very book smart, but very, absolutely, street dUMB. he has all a's and is in some of the highest classes and yet he cuts his hair in class and fights girls for wheelie chairs. he appears to be good at call of duty but eventually you will surpass him because he isn't actually that good.
a: whOa is that hacob? what is he doinG?
b: you can never tell with him. he is probably digging his milk drenched wallet out of the trash.
b: you can never tell with him. he is probably digging his milk drenched wallet out of the trash.
by sP0oDer November 04, 2019