hackjob 

Similar to dumb dick or Jerry, but far more intense. A hackjob is someone who is unable to lock it up, failing at life, or suffering from a severe case of the dumb.

Girl: Rusty just fell off the chairlift.
Boi: What a hackjob. Lock it up, Rusty.

hackjob by An Whole Hackjob January 6, 2017

hack job 

1. A procedure or operation performed by someone with inadequate skill or knowlege of the subject.

2. Something done shoddily or ineptly.

3. A crude and improvised or temporary solution to a problem, designed to be more functional and timely than precise, durable or of good quality.

4. Something done with little forethought, organization, planning or precision.

5. A useless, inept or sloppy person.

1. "I had no fucking idea what I was doing; it was a total hack job."

2. "I told my brother to clean the bathroom, but it still looks like hell. Man, he did such a hack job."

3. "I got the radiator working for now, but it won't last long; it's just a hack job."

4. "Your paper sucks, man, you can tell it's just a hack job."

5. "Joel's such a fucking hack job; he couldn't even get his shit together in time for the party."

hack job by The J-Spot January 14, 2005

Hack Job 

The work done by confederate diesel.

That turbo kit by confederate diesel looks like a complete hack job.

Hack Job by Jim Bob Diesel September 18, 2013

Hack job 

Hack job is when someone does a really bad job at something because they were messy or unprofessional.

Joe Blo: Man those Carpenters did a real stabby job to my place.

Mike Tike: Don't you mean a hack job?

Joe Blo: You know what I mean.

Hack job by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Maddalena Hack Job 

The act of changing a friends facebook status through their phone or computer while they are preoccupied with something else.

A facebook game played between friends where points are given for every post replied to a status update submitted by the attacker while the victim was preoccupied.

Facebook Status: "I'm so depressed, why does everyone hate me?"

Facebook Friend: "I love you! Don't be depressed"

Facebook Victim: "Damnit! I didn't post that, it was a Maddalena Hack Job!"

Maddalena Hack Job by The Fairy Godfather March 9, 2010

hawkjob 

the sexual act performed by a male in the university of wisconsin whitewater's mascots costume, willie the warhawk.

Back when peter was Willie he gave the best hawkjobs ever!

hawkjob by cuddles89 July 30, 2010

Hack Job 

(NOT A HIT JOB, IDIOTS)

Poorly-done attempt at a task. Can also be a person who does these kinds of things.

Guy1: Hey why did I tell Kim to finish painting the walls, and they are still not fucking done, after 4 hours?
Girl1: You hired a hack job.

Hack Job by rfsniper May 18, 2018