hawkjob 

the sexual act performed by a male in the university of wisconsin whitewater's mascots costume, willie the warhawk.

Back when peter was Willie he gave the best hawkjobs ever!

hawkjob by cuddles89 July 30, 2010

hawkjob 

-noun
The act of spitting on one's hand for lubricant, then proceeding to give someone an ol fashioned.

Ex. The other day Jack got a hawkjob in Chemistry class.

-plural: hawkjobs

Ex. Last night Mike and Tom both got hawkjobs in the movie theater.

hawkjob by floppy tallywhacker April 18, 2011

hawk job 

a once beautiful nose, made to resemble a bird beak by plastic surgery.

man,Angie had such a great looking nose! why'd she have to ruin it with a hawk job?

hawk job by worderamma February 17, 2010

hackjob 

Similar to dumb dick or Jerry, but far more intense. A hackjob is someone who is unable to lock it up, failing at life, or suffering from a severe case of the dumb.

Girl: Rusty just fell off the chairlift.
Boi: What a hackjob. Lock it up, Rusty.

hackjob by An Whole Hackjob January 6, 2017