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the sexual act performed by a male in the university of wisconsin whitewater's mascots costume, willie the warhawk.

Back when peter was Willie he gave the best hawkjobs ever!

hawkjob by cuddles89 July 30, 2010

Words you can keep

hawkjob

-noun
The act of spitting on one's hand for lubricant, then proceeding to give someone an ol fashioned.

Ex. The other day Jack got a hawkjob in Chemistry class.

-plural: hawkjobs

Ex. Last night Mike and Tom both got hawkjobs in the movie theater.

hawkjob by floppy tallywhacker April 18, 2011

Related Words

hawk job • hack job • Hank Job

hawk job

a once beautiful nose, made to resemble a bird beak by plastic surgery.

man,Angie had such a great looking nose! why'd she have to ruin it with a hawk job?

hawk job by worderamma February 17, 2010

hackjob

Similar to dumb dick or Jerry, but far more intense. A hackjob is someone who is unable to lock it up, failing at life, or suffering from a severe case of the dumb.

Girl: Rusty just fell off the chairlift.
Boi: What a hackjob. Lock it up, Rusty.

hackjob by An Whole Hackjob January 6, 2017

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

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kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

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Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026