Habbo Hotel 

A chat website overrun with 12 year olds that can have "sex0rz" with their 12 year old (A.K.A 56 yr old paedophiles) "bf" or "gf".

They attempt to suck up your money by making you buy "credits" (Creds) so you can buy some shit ass "furni" and join the Habbo club so you can be popular with the GrIlZ111!1!1!11!! and get "laid" and impress your 2cm tall "friends". Sounds great, huh? =P

Swearing is "bobbaing" impossible in Habbo Hotel, as every swear word is bleeped out. Sound bad? Not at all... It seems completely fair really, since its overrun with kids, But once you realise it is bleeped out with the word "bobba" you become annoyed, fast. Even if you say a word that isn't actually swearing its messed up by "Bobba" e.g "lass" becomes "lbobba"

Hobba. Hobba's are "moderators" (A.K.A fat kids that eat donuts while playing habbo hotel) that ban you for the fucking crappiest reasons. I got banned for saying my real name. Seriously. Hobba's need to be 18, so they probably have no life if they are 18 playing Habbo.

People create rooms to have "beauty" contests in and create "Jobs" so they can scam other habbos into giving them their password.

This wonderful dish is best not served at all, unless you're 8.

Nerd: Can I see your room?

Me: I don't have a room.

Nerd: Oh okay I hate you.

Me: Ummm...

Nerd: stfu noob I said I hate you!

Me: Ummm okay...

Nerd: omg im reporting you for being a noob!

You have been banned for life for being a noob.

Habbo Hotel

Habbo Hotel by Greenday678912345 March 14, 2009

Habbo Hotel 

It is a virtual hotel that gets you sucked in and makes you buy fake furniture and makes you spend over $100 on fake furniture. This place really sucks.

Habbo Hotel is a place that sucks you in to buying fake furniture

Habbo Hotel by Parker July 4, 2004

habbo hotel 

A online chatroom which is probably the cause of low grades at schools and unemployment by people playing this instead of worrying about the facts of real life. if you dare to play this, please treat it as a chatroom and not a game. Tends to be full of people who make fansites where they have forums where people come along to chat about the chatroom. You buy credits to pay for furniture (pictures) unlike real life where you pay for something and get something and when you are fed up you can sell it, on habbo you pay for it and get it (in picture form) and in the end of the day its on there server so it remains theres forever and if you do get fed up with habbo you cannot get any money back from it. Another thing you can buy on here is habbo club which is a bad invention because if you arent one you get called a noob and get discrimated which forses you to buy it. Remember go on there to chat, dont live it.

habbo hotel geek: i have 100 rooms loaded with rares he he
guy: i have a real life and im happy

habbo hotel by skel04 October 9, 2005

habbo hotel 

100% CRAP
not from concentrate.
Ingredients: 40% 50 year old overweight man-beats wanting 'cyber' for a cheap orgasm, 30% mindless youths buying 'credits' for pixelated furniture, games you can get free, and 'hc badges' to make up for their own unsocial lives, 20% chavs (see other desc.) 5% 'moderators' apparantly keeping an eye on the fuckers while actually what they probably do is sit in a chair with a box of doughnuts dishing out credits and thinking of new ways to scam money from kids,5% actual humain people willing for time-worthy conversation (of which are hard to find).
Conatins 100% of your RDA of SHIT.
Best served chilled.

'moderators': hey kids buy credits and gain the respect and love of your fellow 3cm high friends!
50 year old man-beast: YEY FINALLY! SEXUAL RELEASE!!!!!!!!
habbo hotel

habbo hotel by Cyri October 19, 2006

Habbo Hotel 

A place on the internet where people of all ages, races, religions, colors, habits, musical preferences, nationalities, politcal views, genders, and sexual orientations can come together to insult each other's ages, races, religions, colors, habits, musical preferences, nationalities, politcal views, genders, and sexual orientations

Peadafile: Hey kid wants some furni?!
stupid little kid: Yeh sure!
~peadafile gives furni to stupid kid~
Peadafile: Hey kid whats your last name?
stupid little kid: My mom says i shldnt giv it out! :(
peadafile: It'll help me get credit!
stupid little kid: oki my names jones, callan jones!
peadafile: Where do u live?
stupid little kid: I shldnt say but i liv in rooty hill!
~peadafile packs up bag and heads for rooty hill primary school~

For more informations see peadafile and kiddy fiddler

Habbo Hotel by Freak-A-Zoid April 25, 2005

Habbo Hotel 

When you are in the verge of commiting suicide, you go to this crappy site.
Some people actually waste their money
to look better, so they can get "screwerd."

Before I shoot myself in the head, let me go to habbo hotel, afterall, it will bore me to death!

Habbo Hotel by Alexis April 18, 2005

habbo hotel 

Habbo hotel. A giant orange building where there are many rooms with many many 'themes'. You are a 'habbo'. a badly animated pixel bloke/lass who has a p (password) has hackers call it because the word password is banned as are many other words such as pizza and rude words all replaced with bobba. You can control by clicking on where you want to go in a room (where you feel cramped cuz it's overcrowded and lonely cuz you have no furni or people cuz you have no credits cuz your a loser ((or normal person who doesn't waste money on habbo)). Habbo has very VERY strict rules because everyone tries to corrupt the system so the hobbas try to kick everyone. Hobbas are whiny teenage losers who finally get a bit of power when they lie that they are 18 on the internet and become a hobba. They ban you for almost anything and are rather gay. Habbo sucks you in by offering fake virtual furni for real genuine money. If you are hacked or kicked you don't even get a refund. If on habbo hotel for at least a day you will most certainly meet wannabee: hackers, hookers and paedophiles and people who want to cyber (All rulebreakers). Who never seem to get kicked yet YOU do! Habbo SUCKS.

Kids! Don't let HABBO HOTEL suck you in with it's mind washing powers!
Habbo1: Gimme your p and I give you furni!
Habbo2: Here! ****
Habbo1: I have you now! >:D
Habbo2: Nooo! :'(

habbo hotel by Hawke August 22, 2005