H.E.L. 

1.) A talented metal band from northern VA that oft gets the metal heads riled up with such songs as 'Obliterated Carcass ©' and with the wall of death. Pronunciation undetermined, most people choose HEL (hell) while some say it by saying all of the letters.

2.) a word used in place of 'hell' that pays homage to the aforementioned metal band

3.) just a word used (often online) in place of 'hell.' Origin unknown

1.) "Hey Bill did you catch the H.E.L. show last friday!!?"
"Yeah, I almost died but it was worth it!"

2.) Dik- "Do you want to come out and light up a blunt with us?"
Me- "H.E.L. yeah!"

3.) "You just got noobed straight to hel!!!!one1!!

H.E.L. by D Nasty July 16, 2008

H.e.l.l.c.a.t. 

Her evil little lies create all turmoil

She’s one of those that’s just a h.e.l.l.c.a.t. - always causes drama and leaves a trail of destruction.

H.e.l.l.c.a.t. by ThatWitch36 August 20, 2021

h e l p 

Something you use when you already spammed "help" in the group chat 15 times but nobody is paying attention

you: help
friends: keep talking*
you: help ples
15 "help's" later*
you: h e l p i h a v e c r i p p l i n g d e p p r e s s i o n

h e l p by iliketrains. January 15, 2021

h e l p m e 

My definitions aren't posting for days!

nooo I can't get famous

h e l p m e

h e l p m e by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ July 11, 2023

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D 

A dope TV show that takes place in the Marvel Cinematic Universe but is primarily neglected by everyone, even the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Initially, it tried to be Law and Order but with superheroes, aliens, and Phil Coulson, but slowly developed its own sense of independence and started having its own unique stories, like dealing with HYDRA, Inhumans, Ghost Rider, and The Matrix.

"Dude, did you see the latest episode of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D? Ward came back, for the third time!"

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D by Rogue Byzantine July 2, 2017

C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T. 

Disambiguation of Chevrolet, an American "automobile" manufacturer. Used as an acronym by those that think Chevrolets are transportation that's about as reliable as a mongoloid anorexic horse with dysentery. Is loosely related to F.O.R.D.: such as First On Race Day; however those same individuals who prefer the C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T brand would try and tell you it was Fixed Or Repaired Daily, or it was a Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge. But fuck them instead.

C.am H.angs E.very V.alve R.attles O.il L.eaks E.ngine T.humps:

Phil: Why, Bob, is that a new car in your driveway.
Bob: Yes, Phil, it is. This is my new Chevy. Purty, ain't she?!?
Phil: Ohhhh, you bought a C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T.
Bob: Uh, yeah!
Phil: Sweet, OK, so I'm gonna go get a set of jumper cables so we can start it, a pistol to blow your brains out for being so stupid as to buy such a vehicle, and a bottle of Scotch for medicinal purposes subsequent to you using your brain and skull to redecorate the interior of that shit machine. I'll be back in a jiffy!

C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T. by b_sack November 15, 2007

H.E.A.L 

H.E.A.L stands for Happy Ex Anniversary Loser............so if you are single, you are free to do whatever you like on this day.

Ary: Sese, talk to me please.
Sese: H.E.A.L
Ary: What does that mean?
Sese: Happy Ex Anniversary Loser, are you happy now?

H.E.A.L by BabyGirl982 October 21, 2021