håndmis 

Håndmis is the act of gently jerking another individual off. Also see Håndtrold

Him: Hello
Her: Hello
Him: Can I hit plz
Her: No, sorry :(
Him: Okay. Can I have håndmis then.
Her: Ok

håndmis by TotallyNotLærke January 24, 2024

håndmis 

Danish word for a gentle jerk-off

Boy: "Can I hit?"
Girl: "Nah, I'm on my period..."
Boy: "Damn. Can I have a håndmis then?"
Girl: "K."

håndmis by TotallyNotLærke April 15, 2024

Handism 

Discrimination against a certain group of people based on their dominant hand.

"I can accept your inability to multitask, you're right handed after all," a friend said to another. "Hey that's not fair! That's handism!" the friend replied.

Handism by 7anooch November 23, 2011

handmeister 

One who uses his hands so dexteriously that he has mastered every way to masturbate.

My middle school son has become a handmeister in my basement.

handmeister by Sommersby May 13, 2017

handminton 

Game popularised amongst poorer communites similar to badminton. Played with a hand instead of a racket. The same rules apply as to badminton, with the exception that the shuttlecock is hit by the palm of the hand. Generally accepted as requiring greater skill, speed and agility than that of badminton.

Timmy burst the shuttlecock out of it with the power of his mutated larger left hand. His opponent leaped to the air to return the serve but missed and fell to the ground. Observers commented that it was the best game of handminton they had seen in years.

handminton by puddleglum June 12, 2009

Handisnacks Kid 

A person of lesser or limited mental capacity. Referencing the popular catchphrase of the late 1990s, “you gotta hand it to a Handisnacks Kid”, the act of “handing it to” a Handisnacks Kid refers to regularly providing the individual with cognitive assistance;a retard

Hey kids, can my boy swing with you?
Him?! He can pound sand!
Hold on man, we have to let him swing.
Why?!
Look at him. He’s a “Handisnacks Kid”. We’ll get in trouble if we don’t let him swing.

Handisnacks Kid by Star_Index_Media March 28, 2022

handist 

Discriminating against a person or group of people based on their handedness, either left or right.
Something that almost every left-handed person is sure to have experienced due to making up such a small percent of the population (under 10%)
Ambidextrous individuals are usually exempt from such prejudice as they can avoid being branded a lefty, and avoid backlash as a righty.

(Guy)"You have good handwriting ... for a left-hander."
(Girl)"EY, dont be handist!"

(teacher slams a book on the wrist of a student using his left hand for writing)
"I won't have devils in my class!"
(student whispers) "Handist bitch"

(crazed psychologist) "Being left-handed is a neurotic choice made by antisocial individuals."
(left-hander) "STFU u handist tosser!"

handist by gamma_xi February 21, 2009