TotallyNotLærke's definitions

A "Sebastian Chemnitz"

When you're hitting a girl raw, but wish to keep your edging streak so you pee in her instead of busting a load.

Guy 1: "So I bet you broke your edging streak after spending the night with Samantha"
Guy 2: "Nah, I just pulled a "Sebastian Chemnitz" I'm good".

by TotallyNotLærke April 15, 2024

håndmis

Danish word for a gentle jerk-off

Boy: "Can I hit?"
Girl: "Nah, I'm on my period..."
Boy: "Damn. Can I have a håndmis then?"
Girl: "K."

by TotallyNotLærke April 15, 2024

diskofinger

Danish term for the act of fingering someone whilst dancing on the floor at a party or club.

Girl A: "Dude, where have you been for the past 30 mins?"
Girl B: "Ferdinand gave me diskofinger on the dancefloor!"

by TotallyNotLærke April 15, 2024

ståtrold

Danish slang for an erection that directly translates to "standing troll".

Alt. definition: a children's game similar to dodgeball, but where you can climb between a teammates legs to bring them back to life.

Kid A: "Lucas had a huge ståtrold in science class today"
Kid B: "I know but Alberte wore an off the shoulder top so..."

by TotallyNotLærke April 15, 2024

håndmis

Håndmis is the act of gently jerking another individual off. Also see Håndtrold

Him: Hello
Her: Hello
Him: Can I hit plz
Her: No, sorry :(
Him: Okay. Can I have håndmis then.
Her: Ok

by TotallyNotLærke January 24, 2024

Lærke

Probably the hottest girl you'll ever meet. You might find a Lærke in it's natural habitat, aka a Burger King drooling over the Rebel Burger. Lærkes are known to have great asses too.

Damn , have you seen that girls ass? Is it Kim K or a Lærke?

by TotallyNotLærke January 7, 2020