Definitions by TotallyNotLærke

A "Sebastian Chemnitz" 

When you're hitting a girl raw, but wish to keep your edging streak so you pee in her instead of busting a load.

Guy 1: "So I bet you broke your edging streak after spending the night with Samantha"
Guy 2: "Nah, I just pulled a "Sebastian Chemnitz" I'm good".

A "Sebastian Chemnitz" by TotallyNotLærke April 15, 2024

håndmis 

Danish word for a gentle jerk-off

Boy: "Can I hit?"
Girl: "Nah, I'm on my period..."
Boy: "Damn. Can I have a håndmis then?"
Girl: "K."

håndmis by TotallyNotLærke April 15, 2024

diskofinger 

Danish term for the act of fingering someone whilst dancing on the floor at a party or club.

Girl A: "Dude, where have you been for the past 30 mins?"
Girl B: "Ferdinand gave me diskofinger on the dancefloor!"

diskofinger by TotallyNotLærke April 15, 2024

ståtrold 

Danish slang for an erection that directly translates to "standing troll".

Alt. definition: a children's game similar to dodgeball, but where you can climb between a teammates legs to bring them back to life.

Kid A: "Lucas had a huge ståtrold in science class today"
Kid B: "I know but Alberte wore an off the shoulder top so..."

ståtrold by TotallyNotLærke April 15, 2024

håndmis 

Håndmis is the act of gently jerking another individual off. Also see Håndtrold

Him: Hello
Her: Hello
Him: Can I hit plz
Her: No, sorry :(
Him: Okay. Can I have håndmis then.
Her: Ok

håndmis by TotallyNotLærke January 24, 2024

Lærke 

Probably the hottest girl you'll ever meet. You might find a Lærke in it's natural habitat, aka a Burger King drooling over the Rebel Burger. Lærkes are known to have great asses too.

Damn , have you seen that girls ass? Is it Kim K or a Lærke?

Lærke by TotallyNotLærke January 7, 2020