Handism 

Discrimination against a certain group of people based on their dominant hand.

"I can accept your inability to multitask, you're right handed after all," a friend said to another. "Hey that's not fair! That's handism!" the friend replied.

Handism by 7anooch November 23, 2011

handism 

Descrimination between the left and right hands.

Handism is a growing problem in today's society. Right-handers may not realize it, but that doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

handism by LacieM September 4, 2005

Handism 

The belief that all people that use a specific hand possess characteristics or abilities specific to that Hand, esp. so as to distinguish it as inferior or superior

Righties have always thought they were better than Lefties... its Handism.

Handism by lmtdlifetimewrnt April 10, 2009

neo-hanyism 

neo-hanyism is the philosophy of “x = bad” but black always = worse
women always = inferior and women = dishwasher
x being something you dislike subjectively
other examples of neo-hanyism is “x = superior” (usually white, children or anhyhing else hany agrees with)

Crushing: Look, he’s gay!
neo-hanyist: gay = bad but black = worse

Crushing: Yup, neo-hanyism = superior

neo-hanyism by neo-hanyist April 5, 2021

Handisnacks Kid 

A person of lesser or limited mental capacity. Referencing the popular catchphrase of the late 1990s, “you gotta hand it to a Handisnacks Kid”, the act of “handing it to” a Handisnacks Kid refers to regularly providing the individual with cognitive assistance;a retard

Hey kids, can my boy swing with you?
Him?! He can pound sand!
Hold on man, we have to let him swing.
Why?!
Look at him. He’s a “Handisnacks Kid”. We’ll get in trouble if we don’t let him swing.

Handisnacks Kid by Star_Index_Media March 28, 2022

handist 

Discriminating against a person or group of people based on their handedness, either left or right.
Something that almost every left-handed person is sure to have experienced due to making up such a small percent of the population (under 10%)
Ambidextrous individuals are usually exempt from such prejudice as they can avoid being branded a lefty, and avoid backlash as a righty.

(Guy)"You have good handwriting ... for a left-hander."
(Girl)"EY, dont be handist!"

(teacher slams a book on the wrist of a student using his left hand for writing)
"I won't have devils in my class!"
(student whispers) "Handist bitch"

(crazed psychologist) "Being left-handed is a neurotic choice made by antisocial individuals."
(left-hander) "STFU u handist tosser!"

handist by gamma_xi February 21, 2009

Handislapped 

1.A handicapped person.
2.A handicapped parking spot
3. A ticket you get for parking in a handicapped parking spot.

Hey Jed, would you bone that chick even though shes handislapped?

I can't park there because its handislapped.

Handislapped by Curtiss December 29, 2006